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# I've gone into the ghetto vending business


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:47, archived)
# My word
a racism dispenser.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# These are top sellers (except for my drug machines, which are through the roof)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# No, what I'm saying is
don't be a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# what I am saying is
shut th fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Someone called mofaha
posts occasionally on the Guardian website.
Is that you, or another mofaha?
(The SeaTramp that posts on there is me, but I don't do it very often)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:55, archived)
# lah dee dah
"The Guaaaardian" eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Yeah,
they won't let me read the Lancet in here, in case it gives me ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Yes that's me.
They needed a little spice in with their fair-trade organic peasant porrige.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I was horrified at the suggestion of using 2tsp of Sarah Palin in a rice pudding.
It's just not sustainable!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# what?!?
why don't you have any updog in there?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Only so much room in the machine
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I have another machine with
live carp and possums
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:52, archived)
# don't play koi with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# lol niggas be allus eatin dare wattamelan and fry chicken and ting
pretty shit post
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:52, archived)
# aw--are we gettin all judgmental and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# haha how ironic
no just judging your post, which is shit. not you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# my post is within the faq rules, therefore not shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# your post is not funny and is in my opinion a bit 4channy, with the humourless racism
therefore, I have given my opinion that it is fucking shit. Your profile is so full of win. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:59, archived)
# I create for myself and post what I feel like. It doesn't always please everyone.
but I can live with that for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:03, archived)
# do one of someone getting their bike stolen by a black guy
that's always fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# maybe you missed it
I create for myself--not on demand
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# didnt miss it.
it wasnt a serious request, cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:09, archived)
# It's not Robbie Coltrane is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:23, archived)
# hahaha
no, it's Jacob
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Crap
/holds out for john
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Hang on.
If you only 'create for yourself', why are you publishing it for the whole world to see?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I create for myself AND THEN post what I feel like posting.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:20, archived)
# this
i feel bad for doing you a graffiti :( I hate racists.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# but you laugh your ass off about fag jokes, right?
hypocrite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# when do I ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:08, archived)
# That was a rhetorical statement
I don't pay attention to what you laugh at. I am no more a racist than anyone else--I can just make jokes as If I were. People who get upset about this are taking themselves too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I'm not upset at all.
I just said it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# i don't laugh at "fag" jokes
There are a lot of un PC things on b3ta, but racism isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Seconded
Lotsa' gay humour on b3ta, but it all seems to be nice and positive to me (bring on the rainbow dinosaurs).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
# that's not true.
there's plenty racism on /board. however a bit of racism can be funny if the joke is funny.

If it's unfunny, repetitive, general bullshit, then it tends to be unpopular...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:16, archived)
# If I squawked about everything I found
offensive or unfunny on here, that's all I would have time to do. But I don't. Get a grip and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:19, archived)
# not talking about your post anymore really.
but since you mentioned it, all I said was that your post was shit. You did the squawking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I don't see much squawking going on.
Just a veritable flood (considering the time of day) of utter rejection of this kind of nasty-minded non-joke.
A refusal to understand is a piss-weak stance to take. Take this shit elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:25, archived)
# seconded
and the fact you won't delete my graffiti drawing says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:28, archived)
# THE FIEND SUPPORTS A RACIST THROUGH HIS GRAFFITI
THAT IS WHAT THE RUMOURS WILL SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Well maybe we shouldn't tease or feed the troll
But I like that everyone decided to speak up instead.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Well no, actually
You need to stop posting unfunny racist shit, or you'll face the inevitable consequences every single time, like you are right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:29, archived)
# like I really give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLVi4v7lSM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Is that why you've walked away from this without responding?
You're a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:35, archived)
# hahah--the opinions of most b3tans matter little to me
but I guess if this is the only life you have, then your opinions take on some sort of distorted importance to yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:00, archived)
# fwiw
www.last.fm/music/Lenny+Bruce/_/Are+There+Any+Niggers+Here+Tonight%3F/+wiki?ver=2
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# You've never done me a graffiti
And I'm not nearly as racist. /sets up themed vending machine business.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# How about 'despicable'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# False dichotomy
It's both!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:58, archived)
# :C
lost a lot of internet respect for you ls ;( makes me sad that i did that picture for you.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# delete my graffiti i did for you
.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:07, archived)
# I can live without your respect
and I refuse to be bossed around. THEREFORE, the graffiti stays.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I wasn't "bossing" you around
I simply asked if you could remove it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:42, archived)
# You really don't have a clue how childish you are being over that dumb graffiti
You are whining like a baby because someone didn't live up to your behavioral expectations, and the only way you can "punish" is to tell me to remove that file. Well, I repeat, it stays.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:49, archived)
# oh just fuck off
cunt !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# ^
Pithy. And saves words.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
# you can fuck off as well
robert plant indeed, pah !
(only jokin)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:19, archived)
# There is a spot on my ass you can kiss anytime, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# fuck you
youve been on here long enough to know better.
twat !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Oh my--we know you've run out of steam when the best you have left is 'fuck you'
have some watermelon and chill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:41, archived)
# notice how its not just me who doesn't like it ??????

take a hint
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Fiend--people on here are like little piranhas
when one person starts chewing on another then others chime in, and it really doesn't matter the topic. Just give it up and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
# No.
People objected to your post because it unkindly showed a blatantly stereotypical generalisation of black people because they're black,
and practically all of us know from personal experience that that generalisation is false.
And it wasn't accompanied with a good joke.
Now have a bit of grace, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# I know full well what the squawkers were squawking about
On the other hand, I'm up to here with "political correctness," and if it takes something like this to demonstrate that, then so be it. My bit of grace is "get a grip."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Well, "political correctness"
is the idea that it's wrong to be hurtful to people about things about themselves they can't help or change.
It's a good idea that helps us all get along.
Please refrain from posting similar things here any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:01, archived)
# I'll decide what to post and what not.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:43, archived)
# And I'm afraid we'll have to judge you by the standard of what you post - which is only fair.
In all fairness your image is just a collection of items in a vending machine and therefore any inference of racism is in the eyes of those viewing the image, however you do yourself no favours by pandering to such stereotypes or being trollish when people, quite rightly, complain about said stereotyping.

If it wasn't your intention - state so. If it was then you will be held up as a racist bigot which, sorry to say, you will have to live with here.

-becky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# The the watermelon in the vending machine was put there because it
would be an item that would surely spoil--had no racial intent. Next I put live fish, rabbits and baked chicken--again, as items that would not survive the machine. It was only after using and discarding a variety of items that I decided on the 'gang theme' items.

All of your concerns of "racism" aside, these Items WOULD be hot sellers in, say, a ghetto convenience store, whether b3tans like the idea or not.

I don't BELIEVE racial stereotypes any more than I believe the Queen is a blow-up doll. But I see no reason to avoid depicting them JUST to avoid the wrath of people who have been programmed to scream "racism."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I have to say
I'm now looking forward to the day Kate and Gerry McCann join the board.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I assume you are pointing out the heartlessness in some of the posts
but because certain people can't hang a "racist" label on that, it is condoned here as humor. Hypocrites abound on this forum.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# in this situation a simple fuck you will suffice
i deal with much bigger cunts than you on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:08, archived)
# starting in the mirror when you shave, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 4:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# this piece of shit machine ate my quarters and my tek-9 got stuck
I was really looking forward to blat blatting some bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:15, archived)
#
If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, there's something wrong with you as a human.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:20, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I'm quite partial to balaclavas and submachineguns too
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:35, archived)
# i'll take the bottom two racks
BEING IRISH AND ALL EH LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:31, archived)
# All needed for a good night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 3:02, archived)
# 90% of the comments made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:10, archived)
# See I find it funny
When gangster rappers (50pence and all those other who can't sing) use the word "Nigga" in their songs and everyday life, but when a "Honky" uses the word "Nigga" we're racist. Don't make sense to me!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I believe all of that stems from trying to claim back an offensive word and in doing so make it less offensive
this was the case with homosexuals claiming the word Queer. The words themselves are still intrinsically offensive but in attempting to claim the word it somehow disarms the bigots - in theory.

But in fact the "N"-word is still extremely offensive to Black people, even when said by other Black people.

Bigots are bigots and they come in all colours, shapes and sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Point taken
I just find it strange thats all. Like lesbians who hate men but dress up and try to look like one. Do you have an explanation for this?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I think people are people they have all kinds of hang ups
Not all lesbians dress like men, but I think it's more that they hate the attitudes of men rather than hating all men. Sexuality is sexuality I'm not going to judge others by their tastes unless it's something genuinely wrong. "Stop doing that Mediocre!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I know they don't hate all men just the butch boy looking ones.
I'm only joking but I hope you know what I mean in a strange sort of way.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I know what you're getting at but it is a generalisation.
As a female busdriver I'm often accused of being a lesbian because it's such a male-dominated job. There are a few lesbian busdrivers and they are all lovely people and are not in anyway "Men Haters" or even that butch, they just happen to be attracted to other women.

As for the "Butch Boy" ones you mention have you ever thought they may be Gender Dsyphoric (transsexuals) rather than lesbians - there is a big difference between gender identity and sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I know a tranny when I see one.
big hands, adams apple, midnight shadow etc. I've got nothing against them after all they are no threat to me, unless they gang up and duff me up in a dark allyway in London.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# See this is exactly the kind of bigotry the world could do without - sorry but you obviously do have something against "them".
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I don't honestly
I just don't get it thats all.
No offense intended whatsoever.

I appologise to any who has taken offence.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I don't think it's for you to "get". Be happy to know people are different and have different goals in life
it would be a very dull world if we were all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Here Here..
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Where? Where? :D
That was a fun discussion I enjoy a good debate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# You have expanded my mind
with your words of wisdom.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# i think that's a gender issue, rather than a sexuality issue
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# *stones* real
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Who did that? Come on, who did it?
was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# No it was her..ummm... him! him! that's right him!
*straightens false beard*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# i think the thing that most people hate about this post
is that it uses the 4chan meme of "lol niggers chickinz watermelon lulz".

and many of us hate 4chan. including myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I don't know much about 4chan but what I've heard has all been bad.
Apparently they have a troll board there - specifically for being as obnoxious as you can be.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# with added child porn and pictures of dead bodies all designed to shock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# there are certain dickheads who are slowly turning b3ta into it..I won't point fingers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I might have laughed
if it was labeled a /talk vending machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)