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# HEY!
I just did my first tattoo today!
lookit:



I know it looks a little crooked, but it's only because he's got his foot turned. and yes, the scratchy lines are on purpose. you can't do that by accident with a tattoo needle.
so, who's next? they're still free for now.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i'm scared!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Eeep
The evil hairpic!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i'll pass thanks...
unless you can do a nice b3ta one like this nice man :0) (REPOST)
reeeeeeeooowww
click to magnify
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# happy
men in the bath tra la la la laaa

mucho woo-o
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# okely dokely.
tuesday ok for you?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# eeek
*hides*

:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# so long
as it doesn't hurt at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)
# how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Or this one!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Did you use Kallus's post
below? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# nice :D
you sure 'punished' him!
I'll have one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I haven't washed since you drew all over my arms
perhaps if you tattoed them on, I could.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Did you do a skull
because you can't have a furtive? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# ooh yes! yes!
and I'm going to give everyone in london a skull while they sleep too, as revenge! muahahahaaa! (I'm also selling chainmail pyjamas if you need protection from me)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Are you a professional tattooist?! That's so cool!
I want to get The Fear on my leg..that would be awesome..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I'm
gonna get domo tattooed to my flabby arm flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Then you would be
A Man Apart from His Leg due to the scarieness he faced everyday of seeing "THE FEAR"!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# I don't think
doing one tattoo allows me to classify myself as professional just yet. I think I need to do at least 20 before I can ask for money. And 50 before I could ask for any decent amount. so sign up now for your cheap/free tattoo!
seriously though crazy people folks, I won't have a machine this trip, so I can't do any even for those crazy enough to let me. :( maybe next time I come. and besides, I'll be way better then.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I'd let you do me, but I'm underage
and don't live in the UK anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I forget
where you live...
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I'm
surfing from your attic.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# i'm up for it!
not sure what i want though. you look very intellectual in that pose!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# probably the glasses
but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I like the way the screensaver masquerades itself asa heartrate monitor oscilloscope
making you look like a doctor performing some minor surgery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# here it is
BIG

edit: heh. I just noticed that instead of a devil and an angel on my opposing shoulders I have a healthy mac and a sickly pc.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# rubbernipples.com?!
is this part of the grand 'zog body art' business plan?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hee hee!
yes!
it's a ren and stimpy reference actually. "excuuse me sahr? wood ju laik toh baiee sam raabber neeples?" not a very good ren accent, but you get me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# yah
let me show you what these babies can do!

night night
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# i'm staying where you're staying
so's i can get a skull!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# nice
Punisher logo(I used to be a comic/baseball shop owner)What's next,Wolverine?Spawn?
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# whatever people tell me to do that doesn't offend me...
but thanks. didja like the little sketchy outline? that was my little extra touch. :)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i want one
please
(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# that is extremely cool
first time i've wanted one
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)