b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10267013 (Thread)

# I had to do something for the man who shaped my humor very early on in life.


Thanks for some of the best jokes of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Is that from Dracula dead and loving it?
I've seen it but don't remember any of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *reaches cemetery and skids to a halt, crashing into trash cans*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha
Did anyone get the license number? anyone? No?
Ok get statements from everyone here.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I might actually write that into my will.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# We're counting on you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I've been looking at some ace qoutes today!
Waiter: Sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Gimme the strongest thing you got.
[Waiter brings over a greased-up muscle man. Drebin flounders]
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh... on second thought, how about a black Russian?
Waiter: Very well sir.
[raises eyebrow, looks at camera, shakes head and walks off]
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hehe
there's some animated gifs too...
www.gifanatics.com/gif/police-squad-X (replace X with 1 to 10)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# A whole thread was deleted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# it'll probably be blamed on me :D

I have issues don't ya know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# and I just posted the awesome high 5 pic :(
www.b3ta.com/board/10266802





(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# which lens did you use, Jahle.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Two whole threads...
www.b3ta.com/board/10266825

I totally blame prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# shitsticks
I had diagnosis shatner in that thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim."
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# has someone died ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# and I'm the one with rage issues :D

I'M FUCKING DELETING EVERYTHING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# STOP DELETING OTHER PEOPLES THREADS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# you shouldn't have posted on that thread anyway
If you had read it, you'd seen that I was going to delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# you are itob
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# whatever itob means
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# what have i missed?
(itob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# OK -
Which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# logged out of your regular account and logged in on the itob account
so I doubt you have missed anything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# but I made you do it right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# for the third time
I did it to let you see how annoying it is when YOU do it. You have deleted numerous partial threads of mine and others--that is a little trademark habit of yours. Now, go ahead and make your insane comments, but what I have said is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# but I forced you to delete both your threads right?.
at the end of the day it wasn't your anger issues that made you do it...
it was all my fault
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# at the end of the day, you learned that you aren't the only one who will delete.
You also learned that I won't take your crap like some of the obsequious little butt kissers do.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# like I said in your deleted post
keep telling yourself that and anyone else dumb enough to listen to you, the only thing you proved is that you're the one with anger issues not me sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Mate just ignore him.
Its one rule for him and another for everyone else.
You wont get anywhere.
Its like Pasanonic all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# no it's not like Pasanonic all over again.

as he was a spineless cunt who threatened me by saying he had my address and was going to come up and 'sort me out'

he was then invited to do so by me..and was found out to be full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# You are acting exactly like him.
Calm it down.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# and still you see nothing wrong with your dysfunctional relationships on this forum
Issues man, issues
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# by saying I have issues over and over like a broken record

doesn't make it so...but please keep telling yourself that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Issues, boy, issues
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# so you've said seems like that's all you've got on me

and you don't have issues...2 deleted threads today, and a few others I could mention.

but it's all because of me right?...right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Issues, boy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# so you say
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This is better then watching East Enders
or X-Fuckter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# same old shite different song
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I L33T HAX D3L3T3 U C0MM3NT$


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hmm.. internets is serious bizniz
whenever I'm on here I always read everything as if it's been written as a joke.

including this.

Granted, including this is not much of a punchline... but a jokes a joke dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha just like everyone reads what I say in a shouty angry way.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I FUCKING DON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# you, like every one else here, have my voice reading them
yay for not having a frame of audio reference!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I'm the same
no point taking what a random collection of strangers say to heart.

I've said it before that 90% of the flames on here are tongue in cheek, just seems a few people take it personally and then post abuse every time someone (Prodj) posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# indeed...but why worry about it.

after all I'm the one with anger issues...right?


pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I've noticed that you seem to follow him around with your nose in his butt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Shhhhh now child no point starting to troll everyone
there's a good boy run along now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha, I wondered how you would dismiss it
but go back and look at the threads when your buddy is pissing people off, and see what you do. The data is there--draw your own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I like the way that you call other people cunts and wasn't it a couple of weeks ago you posted racist bullshit
and then had a hissy flounce when Fiend had a go at you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# This has nothing to do with the aforementioned butt kissing
That still stands, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# so no comment on acting like a cunt?
I would love to see the proof of the arse kissing, maybe a bit of oral sex but no anal.

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I'll be happy to, in the proper order--
your issue is still hanging out there.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# And in english that would be ...
your calling everyone a cunt and then deleting threads, posting racist pictures and acting like a troll

Well done you win hypocrite of the week award.

and before you deny it just scroll up you started trolling me not the other way around.

if you have issues with people just hit the ignore button and stop trying to get the attention that daddy obviously isn't giving you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# A few posts back you said:
"no point taking what a random collection of strangers say to heart." It's easy to stay aloof like that until someone rattles your chain, right? So when I rattled your chain, you took it to heart--got pissed and removed yourself from my fan list. What a fucking little hypocrite. Now maybe you can better understand people's reactions to your buddy, by looking at your own behavior when people piss you off.

I have no use for him nor anyone who emulates or supports him
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# at what point do you think I'm pissed off?
did the little joke about oral but not anal give you that impression?

and I clicked the un-freind button because you are acting like a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# here's all you need to know
I have no use for him nor anyone who emulates or supports him
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# then just click ignore and move on with your life
it's only a message board for pictures, when you act like a troll you make yourself look a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# If you've noticed, I'm not the only one on here tonight who feels the way I do
and the more you align yourself with that sort of thing, the more you'll will start to look like the cunt too. Move on with your own life--I'll do fine with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# why are you so wound up
that you start trolling random people, and alignment??? wtf it's not a war.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# let's just say I'm sick of bullshit
and you got into it because you chimed in with bullshit of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# the only bullshit I have seen today is yours
get over yourself and stop acting like a spoilt child
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I'm having fun
so why don't you kiss my fat ass LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# are you not missing dora the explorer?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ^ This wins!
* Adds Paul P to friends
* Put LS18 on Ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# :'( you had me on ignore
it's just getting silly and childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Never..
I am supprised that I did not have you as a friend though - I have sorted that now...
* Starts singing
♫ I Love You ♫ You Love Me ♫ We're a Happy Family ♫ With a Great Big Hug and a Kiss from me you... ♫

* Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# was that a barney song?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ?
a barney song
The Barney song!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I need a bigger monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# nah
I just get a smaller webcam so it looks bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ^ all this and you don't have anger issues?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# he's right though
you are a sycophantic little cunt.
(itob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# and at the end of the day you're a troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# sign back into your regular account cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# reminds me of Sancho Panza blindly following Don Quixote :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# why are you replying to your own account?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# try not to be more ignorant than you have been so far
I have no clue who itob is, and neither have you apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# do you have a bumper sticker on your trike that reads
keep on trolling
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# haha!
Although you might want to ease off on the literary references if you want him to understand what you mean.
(itob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# lulz i wuz trolled
*yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# guess so
maybe I can find a less obscure reference in a comic book :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I would like to think of myself more as a Holden Caulfield sort of protagonist
in some form of Salinger style tale.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# classic trolling action
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# well, being told to "fuck off" in a non tongue in cheek way, for making a very b3ta-esque joke is a bit.......shit.
but i ripped it off from billy connelly anyway so fuck it

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# ???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10266737
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I can't really comment on what prodj posts
but I can see what your saying
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# everyone is cunting everone in the fuck
it's that festive time of year again!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# looks like it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# "I can't really comment on what prodj posts"
wut? Does he have an injunction out?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# his head's so far up prod's ass that he can't comment on anything
(everything is muffled :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# oh joy all the trolls are coming out of the woodwork
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# My comment hardly counts as trolling.
edit: I only logged in to see how LN's passing was being marked.
Imagine my delight to find a massive angry thread with you backing up prodge.
Joy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# No your right it doesn't and
I can't give the motives for what prodj posts so I can't really comment on why he posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I love this reply
I've no idea what it's replying to though, I can't work out the indents on this thread (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# shame
it was a good read

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I was enjoying it
what is the point in arguing on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# i dunno, i try to keep it too a minimum myself
y'know, not be a cunt and all that :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# What was the point of all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# well it started with me winding up a pedant.....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Oh well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# we all know that b3ta is only a cover for him
he actually has another window minimized with "how to kill off the greys".
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Angry B3ta
seems angry today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# it was all LOL and reminiscent this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I must work
on my timing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking hell
my eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Would this guy be driving?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha god I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# ^^^^^^
Paul said it spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha, Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# he maybe alive now...
but I've seen The Omen:

some ones about to be impaaled/sliced ina diagonal manner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)