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# happy December!
Soon I will have to start shopping.. Could you animate Brian throttling someone, as per the link below?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Shopping huh....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha
I used tio actively ENJOY doing the whole lot on christmas Eve.
When I was young and stupid.

I'm planning to have it all done by the 15th this year. Then spend a week cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Sounds like a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I like that plan.
We've managed to get all the presents for the girls through the year, especially when their favourite toys were on offer in the winter (Christmas being a summer thing here, which sucks). Just have to think of something nice for the Mrs now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Duck!
That's what you'll be cooking, young fellow-me-lad!

Roast Gressingham Duck, spike the skin and pour over two measures of Hendricks Gin, stuff the cavity of the boid with two limes (zest removed) which have been steeped in Gin overnight, and seal inside the beasty with shallots, or small sweet white onions.

Hot flash roast for 20-25 mins, then turn the oven down and roast (medium size duck) at 175-180 for 70 mins.

That's a Christmas roast ^ right there.

*Edit* You can do the roasties in the same baking tray, as the Gin evaporates in the cooking and doesn't taint the fat. It just flavours and tenderises the meat.

Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)
# wot no stuffing?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Not inside the boid... do it in a seperate tray.
Roast some normal taters, sweet taters, fennel and 'snips in the same baking tray as Mr Duck and you're well sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# this
I discovered apple stuffing which is nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# walnut & lemon FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# i dont like these new-fangled stuffings.
give me sage and onion every time.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Walnut & Lemon?
away with you!
Shoo!

Stuffing *has* to include meat. In fact, *everything* has to include meat. Even vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like your style!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's pleanty meaty once it's been roasted inside a chicken
not to mention incredibly tasty

gah, I'm dribbling at my desk now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *Passes Tena Lady*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# *stomach growls*
Sounds divine .....
*eats pack of Cheese AND Onion crisps*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's a real gem.
And, a la Keith Floyd, a cheeky G&T can be imbibed whilst prepping ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Did duck last year
It's GOOSE this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# *handbags*
Get you and your anseris-related shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Grunty, you should get all these published, along with the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# It could be called 'The Dispomaniac's Kitchen'
scratch and sniff edition...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:09, archived)
# *I like this!*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# It's a real belter,
Well worth it for a treat. i.e. When I'm pissed and in Waitrose*

*not that that narrows it down any.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# lovely. Now show us your tits, Nigella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *flashes*
Well, you asked...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha
every year I resolve to do my crimbo shopping in November, but never get around to it. I'll have to blitz it this weekend, will take my cricket bat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Good luck fella,
Remember, swing from the shoulders not the elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# they go down quicker that way :D
btw did you say you're in Lincolnshire? I was in Horncastle and Woodhall the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Yep, Deep in the fens
You went to Horncastle? And they let you leave? I thought they needed the fresh DNA!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# arf!
my wife's dad is from that way, she has about 200-odd relatives out there.. Nothing else to do but breed I suppose.

Fantastic sausages though!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Christmas Shopping - What's that?
Are you trying to tell me that Santa does not bring all the presents!

* Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# * now talking to myself
and waiting for two hours to pass since the last new post?

9 minutes to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
unfortunately i got my missus a bloody cricket bat last year
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)
# A bloodied cricket bat.
The gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Gah
I'm doing some at lunchtime today

Visiting folks in the Midlands this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)
# "Visiting folks in the Midlands this weekend"
*looks out of window at 2 foot deep snow*

Good luck with THAT drive!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Ha!
I'm supposed to be going from Manchester to my neice's christening near Lincoln this weekend.

I should probably set off tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Take a spade
you will be doing some digging if it carries on like this in Lincs.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# *noted*
I'll also be taking a sleeping bag, just in case...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hopefully the train will still take me
It's Oxford Street I'm not looking forward to :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I love travelling on trains in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# mine's DONE
*wine and croissant*

basically, as soon as someone told me what they wanted i bought it from amazon. i've never been so prepared in my life, and yet so lazy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Brilliant
and if only
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love this. Think I'll steal it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# All year my sister has been quietly listening to people
and when they've mentioned something they like she has put it on her Amazon wish list. Last month she pressed the one click button and christmas has been arriving since then. Genius. I'm SO doing that next year.
(twattybanjo, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# What a excellent bit of forward planning!
*is thoroughly impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)