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# Nice!
Any good contenders for what the joke might have been in that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# What is ET short for?
because he only has little legs!

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# what's red and sits in a corner crying?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# What does a baby in the microwave smell like?
I don't know - I was too busy masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# A friend told that one in a pub.
Nearly a minute of shocked silence before the first laugh.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I know that as an Essex girl joke.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)
# What do you call a prostitute from Essex with a runny nose?
Nope, it doesn't make it any funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:19, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I had that joke in my cracker.
Did you get a crap yo-yo too?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# a man walks into the bar
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# What is Santa's favourite American state?
Idaho-ho-ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# what's big, grey and lights up?
an electric elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Thermonuclear device?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Why did the crab blush?
Because the seaweed
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# What's grey and comes by the quart?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# An elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Liquidised.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# what does a reindeer have for dessert?
chocolate moose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Why is the bride never happy?
Because she never marries the best man!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# what's green and pear-shaped?
a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# What sits on the end of your finger and scares you?
The bogeyman.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# what did the biscuit say when he got run over?
oh crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Why do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# What did the kit-kat say when he got run over?
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT HURTS! FUCK, CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Why do birds hold one leg up off the ground?
Because if they held both legs up they'd fall over!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Why can't ducks tell jokes?
Because they would quack up!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
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# What does Rudolph put on his xmas tree?
Horn-aments
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
a stick
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# Two goldfish in a tank -
both got shot up by an A-10
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Why are there to Asps in the jungle?
Because the parrots-ate-them-all
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)