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# Newsletter subject line compo
don't be a whiner
write a one-liner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# * Contains more cheese than Big Jim Slade
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# RIP Russel Crowe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# GSP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# DEFECTING TO YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# IN AMONGST ALL THE USUAL JOKES, WE'VE INCUDED A NEW ONE THIS WEEK
and then inside:

APRIL FOOL! It's just the same old jokes really!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I remember the tagline on Viz one time:
"All your favourite joke".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# It's very Vizesque, I'll admit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha I liked it when they bumped the price up again and declared proudly
Now even MORE expensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I boked at their Fat Slags tagline:
"It's not as runny as it used to be"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# READ THIS YOU WANKERS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# FUCK US UP OUR SHIT PIPES ITS THE NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# WHY IS THIS IN CAPS LOCK?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# NEWSLETTER TITLE ALL IN CAPS AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# This is not a mail list, this is our newsletter, now, FUCK OFF.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ANGEL DELIGHT RELEASE NEW MOUSSA KOUSSA FLAVOUR
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# IMMINENT TSUNAMI OFF BLACKPOOL EXPECTED TO REACH HEIGHTS OF 3CM - DONKEY RIDES MOVED UP BEACH
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# imagine all the turds:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# That's Blackpool Tourist Board's strapline.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Yeh
they'd have to move those up the beach too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I have actually witnessed the tide come in at Blackpool. All the donkey eggs bobbing around in the waves is a sight to bring terror to the heart of any errant paddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# FUKUS THIS NEWSLETTER'S GONNA EXPLODE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# <meta HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" content="0; url=http://boards.4chan.org/b/">
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# WEUNDERVALUEANYCAR.COM
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT... NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# RIOTS CONTINUE IN LIBYA - EMMETT BROWN UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# NO MORE HORSE LOVE
(as www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/ is dead)
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# really?
:///////////////
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I am both happy and sad at this news
BarryHeadwound will be devastated
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# See. Told you.
cup of tea, Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Sadness. :¬(
Many a time that theme has parped around the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Forward this to your mum on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ^ This.
This should be mandatory for all b3tains!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# PHELPING YOUR INBOX BECAUSE GOD HATES FAQS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter and April Fools. HELP! IM BEING SUCKED INTO A CALAMITY SINGULARITY!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# NO NEWSLETTER THIS WEEK AS ITS FULL OF APRIL FOOLS BOLLOCKS
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Once again we're funding future terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Risk of uNclear Contamination After Blackpool Earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Libyan La Leader Loco
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# it's all shit, get over it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# April Fools day edition
or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# RIP Eddie Stobbart
a great sadness is felt by people of haulages

(credit to Archie, I'm just shoving it in because he doesn't seem to be about)



(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# "Fuck me, is that the time?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# yay! it's fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Proofread by Jacqueline Howett
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# "Fuck off!"
Also: "The Greek Seaman" is a really bad title for a book whichever way you slice it. It sounds like a really unappetising starter.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# People are recognising the taste of feta far too quickly nowadays.
And don't ask about where the batter on your saganaki comes from...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# there you are
b3ta.com/board/10379713
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hehe, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# By the time you read this all the you tube links will be down.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's like a race to see how many you can watch before they get taken down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# April Fools Day will now be on April 2nd thanks to David Cameron
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# just a minute while I think of something....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# CUTBACKS LATEST - APRIL FOOL'S HOUR BEGINS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# David Cameron is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# She carried her stocky build carefully back down the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# NO DEFECTORS - JUST DEFECTIVES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm - now I know my QWE's, next time won't you sing with me?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# AV REFERENDUM SPECIAL EDITION
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# TYPING SHOUTY THINGS IN CAPS IS WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Making more cuts than an emo council.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# SHITTING UP YOUR BINARY
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Child molestation! Whats wrong with this?
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# CALPOL DRAIN FROTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# OUTRAGE AS GARAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE ANN FRANK BUILT NEXT TO HOUSE THAT LOOKS LIKE HITLER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
MUSLIMS TO BLAME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, at last a harmless place to put this:

for no reason other than to see if I can put all my pix on g**gle docs.
I can. Oh - sorry - one line response to the newsletter, stolen from Ron Weasley:
"Always the note of surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)