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# oh gay niggas from outta space


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where did my picture go? i cant find it anymore? did it get removed because people whined because of 1 mb? if you are still on 28k i am willing to give you at least a 56k modem so this 1995 internet whining will end ffs
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I don't know why
but I have an irrational hatred of you.

This is interesting as I've only just come back to B3TA for the first time in a few weeks.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# haters
gonna hate
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# 2girls1clone?
It's still there, just fell off the bottom of the board.
www.b3ta.com/board/10390833
Chill!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Dude, there's no need to take umbrage at the fact that you broke the size rule and people pulled you up on it.
It's in place because not all b3tans have lightspeed broadband.

I do, though.
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# towny!
we live in Wiltshire and ours is steam driven

still - nice view
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)
# *makes Ivor The Engine noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That's Wales
try Worzels or Hot Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# *makes big, bushy beard noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# *doshes out the scrumpy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *belches, laughs, falls backwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Are you seriously unable to tell the difference between a pic being deleted
and it falling off the bottom of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Help me enzyme.
Part of me wants to mock him for whinging about people whinging at him, and part of me wants to mock the other whingers who whinged about filesize.

What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Whinge, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Whoa man, whoa.
You just blew my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I'd like to come and meet you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Have a wank, then eat some bacon or cheese or cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Now this is a suggestion I can fully get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Just whinge at anyone who has whinged
but there is danger of being stuck in a bit of a recursive loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# There are so many people I could whinge at for whinging at him for whinging at them about them whinging about him
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Maybe a vote would help your dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Only if its AV
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# It's obvious
whinge at yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Whinge about something unrelated.
For the sake of variety and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It's okay
Here's a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# ilovehorses?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Oh I see...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# nice netiquette, jerk
;)

i commented about the filesize as it's part of the general ethos of this board, even mentioned in the FAQ, i know i was the first to mention it, and i was down the the bottom of a list of fairly positive comments, but it's still something that needs to be raised
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
It's right were you left it. It got pushed off the board after enough new posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Double RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# it wasnt deleted you clown it just went off the board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# oh yea...learn how to optimise you dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# That tree trunk and the sign don't move either.
Why has no one mentioned THEM prodge? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I don't know mu...I just don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Nobody notices or cares for the feelings of the tree and the sign - it's wrong, man! just plain wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# nice
ps I thought someone had nicked your logon there - you called someone a clown not a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# cunt ® - a registred trademark of PRODGECORP. Ltd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# From the makers of Meatfax 3000®
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ...and the people who brought you, "fuck off and die you reposting cunt" ©
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# not forgetting..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# b3tards is dead :(
can't see it
edit: now that I can see it, I order half a dozen of these hug squids good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# works for me..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I dunno, eh? You spend decades at work with nothing but bread and marge to enliven your lunch break,
and suddenly a Meatfax 3000 arrives all at once.
And nothing - nothing - can ever be the same again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I allredy optimised it for b3ta
did it in the last one



(under 400kb, 400px wide, CDC'd and super fast)
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Mark,
if your picture was 1mb in size then that's probably why it was removed.
This website asks contributors to keep their posts under 100kb to help the speeds.
Many people have less-than-lightning-fast connections (me included, on mobile wi-fi) and it can be a real pain in the neck if someone posts a very large image here.
So please read the FAQ, and then pull up a kitten etc.
*EDIT* Oh, and it wasn't modded but just went off the bottom of the board? Haha, in that case, Mark, you are a bit of a silly old so-&-so.*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I felt a disturbance in the b3ta force
turns out it was you being a fucking retard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Or the pickled eggs you ate this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# could have been
that and the ale
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You ate an whale?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# no I left the WH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# You ate an Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Who's Ann Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# That depends on whose Ann Smith you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)
# What fuckery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# hahah you fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# i don't know where it went
but i don't think it has improved since the last time.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# You should delete this now
People will love you for it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# And then post it again, with a slight change, in a new thread.
ON /TALK.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)