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[challenge entry] am I the only one that doesn't think he is dead

it all just seems a little dodgy

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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# either that or
died a long time ago

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:54, archived)
# that's what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:54, archived)
# well, why didn't you say so?!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# oh
and your comment wins on the theiving cunts twitter page

*awards gold medal*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# yay I get gold
took a while to remember my account info for twatter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Same here.
I believe he was lifted years ago and they were just looking for the best time to stage his death. They would have a bit of spare dna to 'proove' it. Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Or didn't exist at all
Just a computer-generated image running on the CIA's servers to give a tangible enemy to justify massive budget increases.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# am I the only one that doesn't think this is the Royal Wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:55, archived)
# am I the only one who HENRY COOPER!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# am I the only one who [INSERT RECENT EVENT]?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# WHALE/THAMES/PEEL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# You're not factoring in the Al Qaeda link with the Royal Family, Happy Toast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# you're not factoring in YOU SMELL!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# How dare you *sniffs armpits*
err... I be back I need a quick shower!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# It didn't happen I still stinking
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# There's a niche market for maidens sniffing their stinky armpits, I bet
*registers stinkypitsniffing.xxx*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# haha I think you are revealing a little too much of your darker side Tribs :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Nonsense
I just recognise the fallibilities and foibles of perverts worldwide... and the potential to make money from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# The opportunities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# The Americans just wanted their own excuse for a Street Party
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I don't understand why they killed him instead of capturing him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# They sent in Frank Drebin
PS, ta for your kind comment about the PSN quip I made yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# because them guns sure are shooty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Apparently because he was cowering behind one of his wives
and using her as a human shield putting her in danger of getting shot and that they are Merkins with guns logic dictates a shoot-out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# I look at that as pure propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Sounded a bit far-fetched but I'm just going on what the news said was going to be in the headlines today
typically it was the Daily Star and The Telegraph going with the wife-shield theory.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# they shot her as well...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# No idea I haven't seen the news since last night
but they are Merkins so there is a good chance.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# He may not have RSVP'd on his invitation to the 9/11 10 year reunion this September.
Those Party Organisers sure are strict on deadlines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
# It would encourage all sorts of "Free Osama Bin Laden" protest attacks
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Theory of a friend of mine is
if they captured him and held him it would result in a swath of kidnappings of Merkins abroad who would be held to ransom for his release
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# hmm that sounds feasible
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Compare the merkins?
comparethemerkins.co.cc/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# I wrote that yesterday in reply to Wil
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# great minds and such and such
my mate went on a huge rant yesterday about this that and the other and everything he said made sense.
Until we got drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Theories are great.
The one that Al Qaeda have a nuke hidden in Europe somewhere (reported in The Metro/The Telepgraph) may have many nuerotic types twitching in their beds, personally I think they will say anything as they are Terrorist they like to terrorise.
Any backlash I think will be small and ill-planned opportunist type attacks which in many cases are the worse kind as you don't know where and when they will happen.

As a busdriver I've just had training on how to deal with a suspect device on the bus and strangely enough running out of the cab and down the street shouting "Run fer yer lives there's a bomb on the bus!" didn't come into it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Likewise with the lack of funeral
His funeral would inflame the passions of fanatics everywhere and it would really sink in that he's dead and require revenge. This way he's just... gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# There is a theory that George W. Bush said he'd like to Dance on Bin Laden's Grave...
and most of the World is hoping he'll now stick to his word
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Arf
You loon :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Where would they keep him?
He'd have to be in permanent isolation for starters, couldn't risk him brainwashing other inmates
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Because they
were actually trying to shoot someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I think he's been dead for a few years.
and that this whole thing is a publicity thing to distract us while they figure out what the fuck they're going to do about Syria.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# the US has three options
1) Bomb it back to the Stone Age
2) Nuke it from orbit
3) USA! USA! USA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I like the 'America, FUCK YEAH!' option
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# 5) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I was looking at things such as bills that need to be passed that would be unpopular and time to elections
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Yes this also. Obama can now run on the "I killed OBL" ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# "How lucky for those in power that people don't think." -- Adolf Hitler
Unfortunately the majority will always believe the shit that's printed in tabloids or presented on screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# "It is easy to bring the population to your will.
Simply tell them that they can be attacked at any time, in any place, by an unknown enemy, and they will soon do your bidding." - Herman Goerring(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# So true
The death of another Scapegoat? matarikidimension.wordpress.com/2011/05/02/death-of-a-scapegoat/

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I now realise that Hussein looked like Cliff
the postman from Cheers
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 3 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# why would they do that
all he has to do is record a video holding todays paper, and they'll look like idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# not if he was killed years ago
I mean come on American troops find it difficult to differentiate between a civilian and an enemy

are we really to believe they managed a head shot without using a hand grenade
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:21, archived)