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# Double, coz I missed one last week.


And a cute little superhero
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# STOP MAKING HORRIBLE JOKES ABOUT LARD ARSES
edit: What are truffle shuffles?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I'm a lard arse. I'm allowed to :D
Edit: "What are truffle shuffles?" Either I'm getting old or you had a deprived childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I can guarantee I am older than you, Sir ;)
I just googled it - so that's what it's called. I now have a name for my live webcam blog - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# so what is it?
I just assumed it was wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# number 3 here
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=truffle%20shuffle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# oh good
I feared it was something to do with kids film
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# wanna try that out with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# aha!
I'm currently trying to install you on an old laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# He'll need viagra for Kat also
Superhero is sexy
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# how are you pronounced?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ~\(0)/~
The "_" is silent
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# that looks like a Sultan of some kind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# A sultan of schwing perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10411798
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# As it's written :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# You can call me "anytime", big boy
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# *calls*
well fucking answer then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I'm surprised the stairs didn't give way...
Or that noone followed behind Art with a trumpet...
Or that Kat hasn't cracked that whip yet, causing instant heart attack
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Penguin?
That's supposed to be a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# yeah, it's not nearly chocolatey enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I know, where the fuck are its tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Precisely my point
and furthermore:
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# RealOfficeSplutter!
now everyone is looking at me :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I hope for your sake you weren't having a wank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# NO SELF PORTRAITS PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Oh please.
He calls that wanking?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# show us how its done mate
pics or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# You best not be asking for things you'll regret.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Link me up
I'll give you an honest opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# he's not got much to work with
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# oh dear :p
fatty-sweatwank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# fucking hell
I'm weeping from every orifice, my colleagues think I'm crying!

I love his little podgy fat guy's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# oh yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# you obviously don't love it enough
or he wouldn't be tugging it himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# it's the rest of him I can't abide
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# fireplace/fire-poking, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# waspy is a taker
so wouldn't even have to look at fat guy
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# You can't beat the look of gratitude on the face of the fatties
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# so i've been told
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Unexpected masturbation is unexpected.
Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Best thing I've seen all week :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Can't... stop... laughing...
His face... His face!
(User #86772, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# that is fantastic
i did a lol
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 5 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# :D
like it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# That is indeed a cute superhero

nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# but the question remains
does she take it up the wrong'un what are her super powers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Taking it dry up the wrong 'un without flinching
while taking it up the wrong 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# It depends on what you mean
Considering what you crossed out...
Considering what everyone else has said, I'll say taking it up the wrong'un... while... multitasking
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# It probably has something to do with walking on high buildings in impractical heeled boots

While taking it up the wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# licking her own anus
while taking it up the wrong 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# It's a lost art
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# truffle
shuffles? sheesh...

In other news, it appears Banksy is a b3tan:

www.bristolanarchistbookfair.org/?p=1550

Which one of you is it, then?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I'm Banksy and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I had my Banksy shift just last month
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# *checks rota*
shit, mine's coming up soon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Don't fret
just do something obvious and slightly crass, it'll fit right in
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha....
business as usual, then. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I saw that the other day, very disappointing, thought he could paint better than that
the fire at the top looks like a 12 year old did it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Maybe he intentionally painted it poorly
to fit the 'Tesco Value' theme...

Then again, he probably didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Oh Banksy, you *are* a one.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# he's so cheeky...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# It's Him!
*points at crowd*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# No
*I'm* Spartucus
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# lol
truffle shuffle? i'll take 2 plz
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# about time!
this is as close as i get to watching soaps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Why do cartoon people always point upwards when reciting lists?
I don't think I've ever seen anyone make that gesture for that purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:51, archived)