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# Happy Birthday to Fred Astaire...
and I think that is Maureen Lipman?
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:08, archived)
# hahaha, what was that you said yesterday about getting over things and not being childish?
or is that a self deprecating joke?
it's so hard to tell these days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:18, archived)
# As you mentioned "B3ta is a comedy site, go you should go elsewhere if you want something to wank to."
*Hopefully this will make some b3tains smile this morning??
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# :0

Is she wiggling her tongue between her two fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:44, archived)
# she is gene simmons
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Well it made you ignore 2 people, so someone's smiling at least
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# just follow his rules and shut up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I am... and I h...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Not my rules, blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I bet you think this post is about you...don't you?....don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Who's it about then?
Sorry, I'm not very good at picking up personal jibes in the morning.

I actually first wrote that as "personal jobbies"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# couldn't resist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g


not quite 100% horse free Carly did have an air of horse about her
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Great song but I never realised she had some magnificent chompers
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# at least someone got it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Oh I got it alright
Just didn't understand that I was supposed to
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# smashin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm...nooo
I have to ask again, sorry. I won't be able to go about my day in a normal manner if I didn't.

Who were you talking about when you mentioned "his rules", if you weren't talking about me? Carly Simon is a girl, so i assume you weren't talking about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# The rules are the ginger fuhrers as far as I am aware
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Dunno, I think the FAQ was written by cr3, could be wrong though
Rob is like the Queen, a figurehead with very little actual power

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# :O how can you say such things about our fiery haired queen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Sorry to hear you're still affected by what I have said.
I hope you are able to get over it soon and move on. Time is a great healer.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I think you're meant to just reply with
"you cunt", "your mother", "buckfast" and then everything is happy and far friendlier than conversation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Oh right.
Er, YOUR MOTHER!! er, FORTIFIED WINE! GRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# oh happy toast you're so funny

*fawn* *fawn*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# smashin'
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# what does that mean? because I have a hunch you're being sarcastic
I was just being funny and trying to bring this back to friendly b3ta, where people say cunt a lot, and you often say Ya maw and we all laugh about Bucky. If I offended you I sincerely apologise.
What is this fawn thing about too? you've said it before and I don't get it.

*edit - fuck it don't worry about it, I can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I thought that said lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:37, archived)
# you cunt your mother smells like buckfast
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# and your father smells of Elderberry wine
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I fart in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# yeah! what he said

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
#
That burqa is way too loose. I can see her wrinkles. NSFW!!!!! Better link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 10 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
#
Personally, I found this picture funny. It's a shame the whole bickering had to take place, but at least something semi-amusing came out of it.

I don't think the picture you posted before would have been such a problem if it wasn't animated. I scrolled through when you posted it, and said "Oh. Look at today's birthdays. Vectorlicious."... then when I scrolled by again, there were real life norks in my face. It was unexpected. I think it's fine when it's arty (even if YOU FILTAHED!). It's just hard to get away with actual unedited photographs, even if they're only a frame of an animation. And it's unlikely most bosses would accept the excuse "It was arty a second ago"!

There has been much worse on here. Some unlinked. But it's just considered nice and civil-like to link if there are any complaints. Which you did.

Better to make people have to be interested enough to click than to deal with someone who got sacked over something you've posted for the rest of your internets experience, in my opinion. I think most people look forward to your morning birthday posts, and I'm pretty sure most of us who weren't at work would have clicked to see it anyway.

I think Dixon's therapy is working... and maybe one day he'll stop having nightmares about boobies in the workplace... so hopefully we can resume normal birthday times now, yes?

That said, your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Warning the following pic contains TITS
CLICK TO SEE TITS

Your all gay if you don't look
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:19, archived)
#
OMG LOL

IM TOTALLY NOT GAY BECUZ I CLICKED IT AND IT WAS TITS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# and they are a lovely pair
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Tits are gay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# your gay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Sorry to hear you're still affected by this.
I hope you are able to get over it soon and move on. Time is a great healer.

In other news, what happened to the /board overnight??
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:00, archived)
# It's meant to be a joke... Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Yep.
JUST LIKE ON TOP GEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# ? board was fine until 12 when I went to bed
something of an american gothic band wagon had started but didn't seem to go anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
# It killed it stone dead it seems
You can never leave American Gothic on the /board unaccompanied, you should know that by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# I thought it was goats that should never be left unattended
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# There are goats in the picture behind the house
DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I thought I shopped them all out
i'm sorry


^contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# RIS
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Hands that do dishes can feel soft as Allah's face
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:26, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:28, archived)
# how do you bum an entire embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# It *can* be done with a little planning
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# SOUND THE IGNORE HORN
Wait, you're ignoring me now? Fuck me, how old *are* you? 12? :D

You silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:44, archived)
# And me!
40 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Ooh I remember that.
You poor sod. Congratulations anyway! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Blessings upon The House of Dixon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Happy Birthday
think you could have picked a better thread to announce that on though
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Happy real birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# happy arbitrary numbers day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Thanks, guys.
You're all very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# congrats...........it gets stranger as you get older
my last one(60)....when I saw the cards on the fireplace(with the number on) they didn't seem like mine...it doesn't seem possible...I feel 30....those cards look liked they belonged to someone else....definitely not me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# fucking hell! really?
I love your stuff all the more and there I was thinking by approaching 40 I'd need to start growing up. You're an inspiration to us all. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# haha...I never grew up...strangely,everyone else seemed to be growing up around me...
me voice hasn't even broke yet!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I grew up a bit a while back
but decided it wasn't for me. (57 next birthday)
Have your bollocks dropped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
one has....guess the other will follow shortly..:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
#
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Goodness Gracious!
Power to your elbow, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Happy Birthday Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday
im 40 this year:(
(herman:D, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Oh, Don't be such a cock.
Get over it!
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# WHERE'S MY TITS
*demands tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10416629#post10416673
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Nice, but.
*demands bigger tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# *unlurks*
I... don't... understand!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:09, archived)