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# I think he might be feeling suicidal....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# aren't we all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
# *offers jafa cakes*
Shirley that would perk anyone up?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:18, archived)
# He's diabetic, you insensitive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# *offers sugar free lozenges*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# I went and saw Adam Ant again last night
he was good, crowd was fucking depressing to the highest order. It was like an HRT convention
nice stickers though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# hahahhaha
Awesome! Yeh, the crowd at these 80's comeback gigs make you want to end it all.. Even worse over here.. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# that's the problem it wasn't one of those gigs
but half the crowd were obviously more used to swaying to Spandau ballet's "True" than jumping about to Fat Fun or Catholic Day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Right but there are always a certain "contigent" of people like that
I'm going to see Elton John in June and I'm still not quite sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# For which part of my post do you need further information?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Dude
we're ALL wondering why.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# I know.
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I can't imagine a good reason to go
unless you have a machine to transport him back 30 years to when he last wrote a good song (much like Adam Ant :D)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I thought he might be a good showman - and I rather like some of his older stuff
Meh, I'll see if the tickets get into silly money on eBay and I might sell and make a profit, sorry Elton
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# pre 80s is fine
so probably safe to leave after the first 20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# /
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# <
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# ~
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# WTF
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Blow them up?
HRT Romping Rosy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# im diabetic
and i can eat jaffa cakes, as long as i inject the equivalent of what they are. so there :P
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# You inject yourself with smashing orangey bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Get the Dickinson look
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Don't you mean: anti jaffa particles?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# well i know i am
^ woo
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Daytime TV would make anyone feel like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha :)
edit: Is it wrong that I am imagining what a blowjob from a human-sized slug would be like?

editedit: Fuck this, I'm sat here waiting for someone to send me over some photoshop work and he's failing to do so.. deadline will of course be tomorrow morning. Arsebiscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# All that slime would not be a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# hahah in no way wrong
it would be hard to tell who's 'goo' was who's though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha, a quick google search for Slug blowjob and rule 34 proves itself once again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Oh no.....
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Good old rule 34 ...
what to search for tonight? Hmm ...
*inserts random celeb name* there CAN'T be any of him, surely ... NOOOOOOO!
(needless to say, nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# why, why, why was I so inquisitive.
*mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
Surely a human sized slug would also have the potential to cause a lot of damage as well.
They've got something stupid like 25000 teeth.
Still, should be nice unless they bite.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 18 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# He certainly looks it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# He needs a sit down, it's been a long round
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# He got here this morning.
With a bill dated 18th December 1989.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# can i poke himin the eye stalk?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# No - just a little sluggish
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahah SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:09, archived)