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# Things went downhill from the moment he said 'One does!'

Thanks to Mofaha for the source
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# yeah saw them from last night
who is she and why is she a meme?
*bandwagons*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# it's just another head swap
and why are any of them memes?...ask gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# *dials gayshift hotline*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Thank you for calling, if you know your party's extension, you may enter it now
for mofaha press 1, for ls18 press 2, for llort press 3, for Sea Tramp press 4, for an egg press 5,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# *ahem*
or 9, for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# 9
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hello.... would you mind holding?
*plays awful music that breaks up intermittently, making you think you've been disconnected*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ....10 minutes pass:
if you'd like to continue to hold, press 1.
...goodbye

(really happened to me)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# the best one is where you follow all the options trying to get hold of a human, and when you do
"sorry, you'll need the other department, I'll transfer you..."

*click*

*sound of dead line*

Call duration: 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# your call is important to us
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# *puts phone on speaker*
*goes to make tea*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
#
if you'd like to continue to hold, press 1.
...
...
...goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# *hold music stops* *voice comes on the line*
"Hello?"

Oh shit!

*Scalds self*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# *starts having abusive 1 sided conversation to hold music*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# oh I do that
especially back in the day when trying to sort out my account with the bastard student loans company
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# ..."you always friggin' put me on hold ya bastards, I bet your're just sat there filing your nails, you heartless b.."
"hello Mr Robinson, thankyou for hol.. I beg your pardon?"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# "Do da doo da doop da doop do da doo da doop da doop"
"I'm sorry madam err... why are you making those noises?"
"Do da doo da doop da doop do da doo da doop da doop... my phone call is important to you. Please wait while I waste your time...Do da doo da doop da doop do da doo da doop da doop."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Doesn't 9
just get you an outside line?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Only if you press it 3 times
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# she's been doing the rounds for a while
just another annoying face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I think they only ones I've liked are chicken girl and chump
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I never liked chump much
chicken girl was good. There are plenty I don't mind, but I'm not a fan of the freebase/other guy/this woman's face stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ^yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# freebase just won't die
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Alternate Image Challenge: Mission Impossible Kill Freebase!
Your mission should you choose to accept is to find various Photoshop ways to kill off Freebase this message will be ignored in 10... 9... 8...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# i nearly killed freebase, but via facebook rather than photoshop
i've found the other guy's facebook from pbase, but i've not messaged him yet
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# she reminds me a bit of Jonn from out of Ned's Atomic Dustbin
ideally she should vibrate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# see Spunky's post below...

edit/ oh, you have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Some nice work on the boobage, I thought
Hope you're well, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Fair to middlin'
But it is Friday and have a night of playing PS3 with my brother lined up, so the future looks drunk.

How's yersel'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah not bad
looking at a weekend of running around Lahndan trying to find a location to shoot a short norks-filled lesbian dominatrix grindhouse zombie movie

maybe a bit of gardening
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# What a great weekend ahead!
Especially the gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# that's the bit I'm most looking forward to
you should see my vegetable patch :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I am fed up of spring greens
I seem to have managed to create a never-ending supply in half a square meter.
My radishes are impressive and the strawberries are ripening already.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I've got 7 potatoes growing in my row of peas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# ^
last year's potatoes are determined to make a mockery of my carefully planted rows :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Hehehe!
Morning Q!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Morning Sir
The eldest is learning the kata at the minute. Plus his side-kick, front-kick, ROUNDHOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Side kick's my fave :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Needs more vibrations
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# fix'd
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Vibratoboobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# the best kind of boobs
they make for an awesome STW
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
he can't keep his eyes of them
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:39, archived)