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Also: bleh.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# 'ning Meestah Jack!
Is that Peppers?

Also if they chose to be stormtroopers they're gonna be CRAP shots . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Oooo,
your girlfriend posted down the board earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# yay.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# He LOOOOOOOOVEESS you
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Jack and Moguransurauarai
sitting inna tree . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# ................damn you all.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# *draws one of them japanese love umbrella doodle things*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# *giggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# You could be like that girl from the isle of man, who's big in japan and gets sent money from japanese businessmen
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I'm
Moguragunsou
(もぐら軍曹)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Moraguragungunaguargw'anit'shotyou'lllikeit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
#
そんな長いのいらん
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# You're here too now?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Cor, do we get to watch the 2 JJ fanboys fight it out for his attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *makes escape*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# What? You're not a fanboy too?
That's a bit to extreme a term to be honest. Let's try "follower of fandom"
No that's a but much too...

Whatever, call it what you like :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# But will Moguragunsou get in before Cenaris?
Only time will tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Y-I-F-F-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Ahahahaha
5 points
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# C];0D
'ning Arch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# A fine afternoon to you, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# *uses Stewie voice*
I hate it here.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# oh, but you can't leave
i need to see how this story ends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Probably when they start asking him to send nail clippings and hair
for 'the shrine'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# shrine?
i sell mine to witch doctors. they're rife round these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It's a furry tail romance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Brilliant :D
Big Office Lollage going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# You played Dead Island yet?
It's begging for a 'How to play...'
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I'm sure it is, but I'm not dumb enough to pay full price for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# im enjoying that massively at the moment.
mainly because im playing from start to finish with 3 good mates on co-op. Dont think it would be as much of a laugh in single player though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Do you argue over who calls shotgun when riding in the truck?
It's vom-inducing if you have to sit in back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# nah - i dont like driving anyway, as the slightest error or wrong turn results in groans and moaning from my mates
Its quite funny trying to rob the cash bounty off the dead zombies before your mates do though :-D

You got to the city yet? Its fantastic there - so much more tense and scary than left 4 dead. Very atmospheric. I genuinely thought the entire game took place on the island, so i was well chuffed i had a whole new, bigger area to explore.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Nope, still blundering round the resort.
I'm a big L4D fan, so it will have to be pretty damn good to beat that. The aussie accents crack me up, it's like "Home & Away - The Bloodening". That and the shit dramatic music you get when you visit the survivors in the lighthouse. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Apart from the uncanny valley NPCs and a few lighting issues
I'm not sure what all the whining is about. It's great fun smacking zombies over the head with a baseball bat and the maps are very atmospheric.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# All I've heard is that it A) Doesn't live up to the brilliant trailer.
and B) It's like a bland Dead Rising (Which I love, but I'll be the first to admit - it played like a dog).

I'll get to it eventually, but I'm not paying £40 for somthing that MIGHT not be as bad as people are saying.
My gut usually does me well when it comes to games.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I'd wait until it's patched. There's a wall of bugs listed on the Steam forums
I've had a few annoying hangs but it's not crashed or anything.
It doesn't live up to the trailer, but then I'm not sure anything would. (The game intro was a bit jarring because of that - basically a first-person piss-head cam of the night before the morning after the zombie apocalypse with swears). I have to say I like it more than Dead Rising so far, but it's similar in some ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# it plays LOTS better than dead rising
no crushing time limits, shitty human bosses, its a lot more fun, and its SO good being genuinely scared of a few zombies, rather than a million all bunched together. A standard zombie encounter can go really wrong if you handle it poorly. They can attract their mates, and generally overwhelm you. You really have to make decisions if you want to explore that bit, just because its nearby. Its the most 'simulator-y' zombie survival game ive played. Very in-depth.

Dead rising was one of the most maddening games ive ever played, and one of the rare few i never finished. Bought the sequel thinking they fixed the problems i hated in it, and nope - they didnt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Nout beats kicking one into a swimming pool
and watching the "Urrrrggghhh"ing shit drown :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# i had one quest
where a grief stricken man asks us to go to his house and kill his wife and daughter, who have succumbed to the zombie-ness. We respectfully agree to the quest, and begin our sombre trip to his house.

When we get there, we chop his wife's arms and legs off with an electrified machete, leaving her spasming corpse twitching with electricity, then all 4 of us surround her daughter and kick her to death on the floor. We then steal all his stuff lying around the house.
We go back to the safehouse and tell him we ended their suffering. He thanks us emotionally.

Its great :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha
^ This pretty much sums it up. Robbing stuff off corpses and beating the shit out of them if they get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# ^^^^hahahaha very much this
I do actually enjoy bullying straggler zombies, randomly kicking them into the ground face-first. It's very weird in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ive just learned the head stomp skill, and its SO satisfying :-D
Kick them over, stomp their head - job done!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Booting them down some steps comes
pretty close. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Playing it on the PC at the mo
Cost me £6 off Play.com as I had a fair bit of credit on the site; this is a real Marmite game as far as I can tell. The reviewers have been arguing like hell; personally I love my level 13 Sutcliffe Hammer...remember, if it ain't a Peter you're not a beater!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hello!
I'm banjo-on-the-cliff!
:D
Denizen very cute!! X3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# hello.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# XDD
Yays!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# D'awww.... :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# *raises the other*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# thanks
it's been hell since i had the stroke
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I was the newbie last week :(
now I can't think of anything to photoshop... but glad to see that there's other newbies!!
(men boles Benea, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# seems to have been a while since we've had one,
let alone two in two weeks
edit - make that three! there's another one down there v
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# New blooood *hsssss*.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I think I'd rather make fun of Ben Molesworth than Moguragunsou though...
she scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# scares YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Really?
I think she's rather cute ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
#
rather cute a dude
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I hope not o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It's the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Oh yeah... shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# wedding plans off now?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Mhmm, I'll have to cancel the jam sponge, the honeymoon to Rhyl, EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# and you're going to let that stop you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i like noobs
they don't know me well enough yet to be scared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# arn't they all a little short to be.... ;D
I have never been able to get into Deus Ex - I loved games like Sys Shock 1 and 2, but DEx bored me to tears... Picked it up again on Steam recently just to have another crack at and I still can't stand it.

On paper it is the sort of game I should love... Strange, really.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Im loving Desu Exxu: Let's revolute!
I dont agree with many of the points you raised (apart from the loading times), but hey - thats what opinions are for.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Star Wars Marathon?
Was it another bank holiday movie spree on ITV?

PS Jolly, are you still doing quick doodle requests you talented little genius :D The only reason I ask was that last week while the missus watched the ITVHD Red or Black I noticed that I could make out a lost continent on Ant's forehead, and didn't get the chance to scribble a map to it. Perhaps you have seen this path in your travels?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# As much as I'd like to return to requests: can't.
Workload's too heavy right now.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# No probs, I'm inbetween workloads in the office right now :)
Although I will say that Dec is catching up nowadays in the dome department...they're like faces painted on thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Here ya go!
There's nothing new . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# ant n' dec!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha :D
I think that captures the essence of the pair of twunts perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Star Wars Marathon:
Does that include the Holiday special?
I bet it does. But it motherfucking does!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Uh
I still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# its about star trek i think
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Aha!
now it makes slightly more sense
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)