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# HEY! HEY! HEY! LEAVE BOB ALONE. SEIOUSLY.
www.b3ta.com/questions/graffiti/post78616

'Bob Holness...'
Bob Holness went to my gramar (sick) school and filmed a programme for local telly shortly before the original building was to be demolished. At break he sat at a table in the dining room and signed autographs. one friend of mine (Boy A) approached Bob with a black marker and his canvas satchel which were very trendy at the time. Bob signed his name and then Boy A returned through the small crowd placed his bag on the next table along and with the ink of the autograph of this television legend not yet dry wrote underneath:
'...is a cunt.'.

And here is a visual tribute you heartless animals

(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# EDIT: Don't let your Cat drive angry!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Don't let Ed Miliband tweet
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/06/ed-milibands-blackbusters_n_1189143.html?ref=uk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)
# QOTW has a nemesis!!
tripsn.com/images/woman/truth/embarraz.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# ew!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# And I thought the post below was bad...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


Also nobody gives a shit about QOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I suspect he knows...
1,618 - hardly a cunning disguise
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# ALSO. I WON AN IMAGE CHALLENGE. WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN NEWSLETTER MENTION? SHIT THIS PLACE. SHIT IT.
A FRONTPAGE ONE TOO.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Flounce?
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# NO. ITS JUST DEATH AND INJUSTICE DO THIS SORT OF THING TO PEOPLE.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# are you going to flounce about 9/11 again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
#
what?
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# that's the trouble with usernames with numbers
they all look alike
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Numberist.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Usernames with letters like playing Divide & Rule apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha, you took my comment out of context!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# wrong guy!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# *puts a pan of piss on the hob*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I can never work out if when people flag spelling with (sic) but instead spell it (sick)
are being incredibly witty, or just woodplank-dumb
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# IT WAQS FIVE YEARS AGO, JESUS.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Your capslock is broken, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# You mean "CAPS LOCK" not "capslock", that's how it's written on my keyboard.
But you can't see my keyboard that's an understandable mistake.
mate
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Checkmate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Mine is written Caps Lock
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# my caps lock ironically is all lower case
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# CLAP SOCK
(dispose of carefully)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# SEIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# For the third time today
I fucked your mum up the gary glitter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Hi Mr Golden
WTFAYBGOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# i didn't expect this from you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
its what bob wouldve've wanted
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# he loved a nice bowl of boiling piss in the evening
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# --- Links --->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# qotw ->
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# <--- arrows ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ^Gruffi.^
vMore Gruffi.v
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# ^\ FOXEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I wonder if anyone else saw that thing at about 4 this morning...
That board nazi had a shit-fit, with a sign saying 'FLOUNCE THIS BUNCH OF B3TA CUNTS'.

He'd deleted it after 5 minutes, presumably when he realized everybody had gone to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Why were you not in bed young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Was watching a load of films last night, and watching all hell unfold on /board.
I never miss out on a possible flounce. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Who, which board Nazi?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I dunno if you can class this guy as a /board nazi but...
b3ta.com/board/10651276
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha... all the fun of the fair !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# There was another thread he started, but it disappeared after 5 minutes.
Shame only about 2 of us saw it, it was quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Retrieve it out of your tempory internet files and repost it !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=86665&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# *sobs* it's not there!
I'll have a look see if I can get it back later on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Hi!
What's going on then eh?
Been having breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Bit of a late brekkie, eh?
Well Bob Holness died, and 1.618 is throwing a wobbly.

Typical Friday, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# THANKYOU I KNEW I COULD COUNT ION YOU. A MOMENT OF SILENT CONTEMPLATION. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# your caps lock appears to be stuck in the twat position
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Looks like he's sat there regreting dying his hair for a bet when he was drunk...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT3XVnKcl2Y
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# EMERGENCY KITTEN!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Below is a picture, we post these on /board

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# HAHA YOUR NAME HAS A P IN IT LIKE THE ONE IN THE BOB JOKE
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I THINK HE'S GOT THAT THING I'VE GOT
WHERE I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IT'S RUINED MY LIFE, EVERYONE THINKS I'M SHOUTING AT THEM. I HATE MY LIFE! AAAAAARRRRGGhhhhhh...

Oh wait, panic over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Here, have one of these.
have one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Shit did someone die?
That will teach me to work on a friday!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah Bob Holness
and 90210 or whatever his name is has gone mental and keeps shouting at everyone
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I fear that drunkeness may be involved
the downfall of many a good b3tan *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
in recovery
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# It's 1.618(03398874989)
He has his own page on Wiki
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# OH COME ON YOU CUNTS THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I'm tempted to do one for the Pantheon ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I've just got it
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# It's too fucking late now. It's ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# You should have filtered it to start with....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# No dessert for you, young man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Dont worry - only another 280 (ish) days til 9/11..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
#
what?
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# HAPPY TWIN TOWERS DAY
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)