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# I have to say, I love your style of art, but the content always confuses me.
and I'm never sure whether that is part of the intention...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I like give confused to everyone XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh, so that's what this is all about.
I understand now*


* doesn't understand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# She like give confused to you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yes, I know
There's no room left in the kitchen cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# You see, this is why Science Fiction has it so wrong.
Aliens land, speak English, and act like Americans. The chance of an alien being able to communicate rationally on any level when the alien concepts from only a few thousand miles away are so off-the-wall means we stand no chance with people from beyond the stars!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Especially when they're forced to try and ask
"Why are there so many pictures of us in vats of boiling piss?"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# FP THIS FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# This is basically how it works
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!
 
MAKE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# I will always love his.
*This. What an advert for internet breathalyzers.
Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 3:01, archived)
# I dislike his/her art style so I've adblocked the lot
What is it this time?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# JollyJack and a little rabbit.
So... pretty much the same as every other time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# i see. then i don't regret keeping him/her/it adblocked
since i've seen this picture a thousand times before. though i gather there's a cookie in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Cookies are implied, yes.
And there's some good old Engrish thrown in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I can picture it in my head. I think I need some more whiskey now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I don't blame you.
It's how I feel every time she/he posts. I WOULD be on the vodka, but I've gotta be up fairly early. Not really advisable, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# There are few things nicer than waking up and taking a shower, still drunk
Also, I have to be up in about six and a half hours myself. Maybe I'll take a small whiskey and read in bed. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

/Using B3ta as my blog, blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Mm, saying that
I've been trying to lucid dream recently. Having some sort of alcohol in my system conjures up weird dreams, could be interesting. *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I've only managed to lucid dream a couple of times
both times it fell apart within seconds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Yeah, it's how it's going so far.
I've started listening to tapes, etc. Shit DOES happen, but at this stage, not much. I mean, the most that's ever happened is I felt like I fell through the bed, and into zero gravity. Trippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# It can be done;
If you practice. Make a habit of asking yourself whether you are dreaming while finding your hands or flicking a light switch and/or looking at text. The movie "Waking Life" is sophomoric but helpful with these points.

My favourite kind of lucid dream leaves the reality of the dream intact while allowing me a measure of omnipotence ie: there are zombies and I'm bored of using this shovel as a weapon, where is a Swiss army knife? Oh: right over there. Or: oh shit I hate working at this restaurant but hey I just realized I'm dreaming and this customer is kind of cute *does her on the table*.

So nothing too profound, but fun.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Allow please my elaborate, for your convenient:
1. LittleMaria is tempted Jack.
2. Jack has reluctant to eat the cookie, he thinks that LittleMaria to poison.
3. LittleMaria eats also the cookies, at the time as Jack.
4. Jack and LittleMaria die, in forever our heart :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Yep, that's about the size of it!
Wait, sorry, I mean;

'Yes, It is about sense! Thanks!! XD'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Small nun wants to kill Doctor Who with a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# cool
that sounds like the plot for an entire series of doctor who these days
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I think she's commenting on the vile flavour of Blue Nun
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# i think i'm going to buy a bottle of blue nun
and see what it's actually like. last time i was in germany i even found blue nun there, which quite surprised me. they weren't charging very much for it, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# It's a bold statement about the confusion of modernity
in an ever changing cathartic neurosis of archaic anachronisms. The cookie represent the proverbial poison apple and JJ the snow white of anthropomorphic yiffery.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I think you forgot to switch over to your Japanese comedy account to post this.
Haha, RUMBLED! The truth is out!!!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# haha
except that she's speaking english far too well to have forgotten to swap from the comedy account. she's not slipped yet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# As if I've got time to have a comedy account
As Mediocre's sig goes "this is my comedy account"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah, that's what you *say*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# so if jj is the snow white
is little maria (gender changed) the prince, or is she the wicked witch?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I'm as confused as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:52, archived)
# maybe little maria (gender changed) is the prince
but zombie maria is the wicked witch.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# LittleMaria is not gender change.
But Mine is gender changed version.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I'm very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Its honor XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# It's like a japanophile pantseatflyer
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)