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# Eternal harmless(JollyJack,Denizen,LittleMaria)

E T E R N A L.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# lololol
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Why is the cookie in a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Why does the bag have a face?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# WHY DOES HE ASSUME THE COOKIE IS POISON?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# WHY DOES THE GUY HAVE MASSIVE KNEES ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Why a movie? Why tour?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Why do the musicians come out gradually?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# What will the band do next?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Where do the odd movements come from?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Are live concerts better or worse than records?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Perhaps he is Tamatea
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Should I dare to ask what a noseflute is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Is it when you've got a blocked nose
and every time you breathe out, it whistles?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# he koauau, ko te kupu tika
hard to find good examples quickly in youtube, but here's the late Hirini Melbourne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaH6s-twdzU
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# the wikipedia page is a fairly accurate summary
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_flute

but koauau aren't generally nose-flutes, I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# That's a long name for a hill.
Should have just called it "That hill over there".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# there's a few of those, too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Te_Puke
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Te Puke thunder!
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# good times.
 
latest local variety I tried was Awhitu Gold, lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Te Boke!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# It should listened to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# All that glitter like snowing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Where is his nose flute?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# It's Moggy; you would too...
...or if not poison, rohypnol. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I have to say, I love your style of art, but the content always confuses me.
and I'm never sure whether that is part of the intention...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I like give confused to everyone XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh, so that's what this is all about.
I understand now*


* doesn't understand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# She like give confused to you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yes, I know
There's no room left in the kitchen cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# You see, this is why Science Fiction has it so wrong.
Aliens land, speak English, and act like Americans. The chance of an alien being able to communicate rationally on any level when the alien concepts from only a few thousand miles away are so off-the-wall means we stand no chance with people from beyond the stars!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Especially when they're forced to try and ask
"Why are there so many pictures of us in vats of boiling piss?"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# FP THIS FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# This is basically how it works
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!
 
MAKE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# I will always love his.
*This. What an advert for internet breathalyzers.
Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 3:01, archived)
# I dislike his/her art style so I've adblocked the lot
What is it this time?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# JollyJack and a little rabbit.
So... pretty much the same as every other time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# i see. then i don't regret keeping him/her/it adblocked
since i've seen this picture a thousand times before. though i gather there's a cookie in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Cookies are implied, yes.
And there's some good old Engrish thrown in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I can picture it in my head. I think I need some more whiskey now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I don't blame you.
It's how I feel every time she/he posts. I WOULD be on the vodka, but I've gotta be up fairly early. Not really advisable, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# There are few things nicer than waking up and taking a shower, still drunk
Also, I have to be up in about six and a half hours myself. Maybe I'll take a small whiskey and read in bed. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

/Using B3ta as my blog, blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Mm, saying that
I've been trying to lucid dream recently. Having some sort of alcohol in my system conjures up weird dreams, could be interesting. *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I've only managed to lucid dream a couple of times
both times it fell apart within seconds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Yeah, it's how it's going so far.
I've started listening to tapes, etc. Shit DOES happen, but at this stage, not much. I mean, the most that's ever happened is I felt like I fell through the bed, and into zero gravity. Trippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# It can be done;
If you practice. Make a habit of asking yourself whether you are dreaming while finding your hands or flicking a light switch and/or looking at text. The movie "Waking Life" is sophomoric but helpful with these points.

My favourite kind of lucid dream leaves the reality of the dream intact while allowing me a measure of omnipotence ie: there are zombies and I'm bored of using this shovel as a weapon, where is a Swiss army knife? Oh: right over there. Or: oh shit I hate working at this restaurant but hey I just realized I'm dreaming and this customer is kind of cute *does her on the table*.

So nothing too profound, but fun.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Allow please my elaborate, for your convenient:
1. LittleMaria is tempted Jack.
2. Jack has reluctant to eat the cookie, he thinks that LittleMaria to poison.
3. LittleMaria eats also the cookies, at the time as Jack.
4. Jack and LittleMaria die, in forever our heart :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Yep, that's about the size of it!
Wait, sorry, I mean;

'Yes, It is about sense! Thanks!! XD'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Small nun wants to kill Doctor Who with a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# cool
that sounds like the plot for an entire series of doctor who these days
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I think she's commenting on the vile flavour of Blue Nun
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# i think i'm going to buy a bottle of blue nun
and see what it's actually like. last time i was in germany i even found blue nun there, which quite surprised me. they weren't charging very much for it, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# It's a bold statement about the confusion of modernity
in an ever changing cathartic neurosis of archaic anachronisms. The cookie represent the proverbial poison apple and JJ the snow white of anthropomorphic yiffery.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I think you forgot to switch over to your Japanese comedy account to post this.
Haha, RUMBLED! The truth is out!!!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# haha
except that she's speaking english far too well to have forgotten to swap from the comedy account. she's not slipped yet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# As if I've got time to have a comedy account
As Mediocre's sig goes "this is my comedy account"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah, that's what you *say*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# so if jj is the snow white
is little maria (gender changed) the prince, or is she the wicked witch?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I'm as confused as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:52, archived)
# maybe little maria (gender changed) is the prince
but zombie maria is the wicked witch.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# LittleMaria is not gender change.
But Mine is gender changed version.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I'm very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Its honor XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# It's like a japanophile pantseatflyer
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHH
Fucking hilarious stuff, keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# So is Jollyjack a nonce or a murderer?
He seems like a sinister fellow, regardless....

Nice and sparkly pic anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# he's much fatter and uglier in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# this is more unrealistic.
それ　は　いっちゃ　だめ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# It went bad tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# jp translation
It should not say.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# In Moggy's eyes
anyone who isn't a rabbit child is a nonce, murderer or a mole drill sergeant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Yeah.
Don't be wrong, I don't hate to real him. :D
in Japan, more disgusting people there.

But, He losing weight is better for his health I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Can you do a March hare next?
with fish, a hatter, a balloon, and a box of frogs?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# He sweats profusely whenever a small talking child-rabbit is in the vicinity of his legs.
Mind you, I think I would too
WITH FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
#
LittleMaria: Don't be afraid.
You attempt to conquer Earth.
Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# mind = blown
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# maybe he's a mixture of the two
A MURDERNONCE!

O_O


sounds like an itv detective series
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Don't get me wrong....
I'm not saying Woo Yay to Mongy... I just want to show off my new-woo and thank everyone for their suggestions last night.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# woo to your woo pic
but I preferred the wooden surface one and bugger the size!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 6:21, archived)
# This is
AMAZOING
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Take your poorly disguised drug taking yiffing nonce porn and do one.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# It's 'biscuit' not cookie.
Lern werds rite please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Why Poul Daniels was cut finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# He accidentally the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Michael Ellis made fun of his picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# We all cut our fingers in sympathy for your bullying by Michael Ellis.
Never forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Ringfinger also has another meaning.
Are you familiar with the word 'blurter' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# *googles*
*laughs out loud*
*lies to wife about what was so funny*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I don't think it is a medical term.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# It's just the way google gives a 2 line preview from the urban dictionary on the search page that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I've got a few on there. [do a diana] is one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# I prefer 'twitter'
...between the twat and the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell!
My favourite phrase is probably 'like a dog eating hot chips'.

I dunno if it's on Urban Dictionary, but it's here in the Profanisaurus.
EDIT: It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# :/
www.b3ta.com/links/737310
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I forgot to add
Fishcake cheese overcoat.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
Is that you singing? That's awesome that is!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Oh come on
My singing on B3ta isn't new!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I don't visit /links much :(
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Well now you know
what you miss out on :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Ha! just been stalking you on your You Tube channel. Nice work.
BTW I saw Blondie at Friars Aylesbury in 1977!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Try me on B3mused, better.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# You had him at "Try me".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I might lose him
if he actually listens.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Never knew that existed.
2 years and still a noob.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# B3mused is a great site.
My stuff is there too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Oh! YES!
I must register and upload some of my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# You're good!
No, really.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# nice chanteusery!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# I like the little Miyazaki-type people
at the bottom left.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 8:09, archived)
# I'd like a poisoned cookie, I guess I'll have to bring my own

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# the cookie is harmless
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 8:08, archived)