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[challenge entry] OH GOD MAKE IT STOP


Whoops, accidentally embedded the 'ooge one. Linked now. Sorry folks.

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(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
#
have to go out. but HOW DID YOU DO THIS????
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# A razor and a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Or a magnetic beard and a photographer with epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Guessing from the way the massive gif flickers about a tripod is not required
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Ooooh!
Get her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# What image optimisation algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# 'Null'
I find it produces the best-looking images.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
Wilkinson Sword shares rocket, but company chairman indicted in b3ta image challenge vote-rigging scandal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# All these over sized animations are starting to make b3ta more and more unusable....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# ^ certainly no more sneaky "on the bog mobile browsing" of b3ta for me anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# ^ this
Guess it's back to porn for me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I don't think that counts as sneaky, because every one knows that's what every one does
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Ah android thank you for supporting Flash
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck me and I shrunk my pic down there because it was 102k
Read the FAQ ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Look at the Front Page one as well
Does this mark a shift of policy for b3ta? Are the gloves are off as far as image optimisation is concerned? Will these and other pointless questions be answered? Over to you John in the studio.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
#
I might start dumping layered tiffs here.
No browser supports them, but who cares
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# MICROSOFT .BMP ARE GO GO GO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Mahoosive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# bigger, you've got at least another 700k to use
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I'm saving that 700k for the follow-up gif of my arse being shaved.
I really hope nobody takes that as a suggestion.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Not unless its mike woz ere
and there's crap coming out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# I think it's fair to say that beards *are* slimming
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Plus I found James fucking May hiding under mine the other day when I shaved it off...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Ew.
Who's May?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Pffft....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# How ever nice that is..... it doesn't hide my disapointment at finding it underneath my beard!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# He might have been looking for lego or mechano
was there any in your beard?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Alas, just half a cornish pastie and a couple of crisps
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Wanker!

EDIT: May, not you maiden...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# *lady fwaps*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Is this a b3ta first?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# no I have fwapped on b3ta many times :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
poidh, etc

Edit: also, I notice you say 'on' rather than 'to' ... I knew I should have visited /links more often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# At over a meg I wouldn't say that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I wish I didn't need the slimming effect it provides
Honestly, more women should try them.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# why do they never suggest them
for bigger ladies?

edit: hahaha should've scrolled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Bit big. Here's a /board friendly version for you to use:
www.b3tards.com/u/db8f117f459af0de1ad7/regeneration_1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# The joke is COMPLETELY RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I AM SORRY

*isn't sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# This size is bad enough, but these are getting tedious now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Really?
I was hoping he'd post one every morning for the next 18 months, because that certainly wouldn't be tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Note: taking up anything between 500k and a meg a pop while he's at it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# SORRY I'M LATE WITH MY TEDIOUS SHITE I'M ON HOLIDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)