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ME RIKE KLISPI FLIED NOODAH

Edit: Wait, Ninj? What happened to the board event? I feel like such a fool now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# My recently deceased dog was racist you insensitive bastard
*true story
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# lol my uncle had a racist cat
It hated white people

*also true story
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Her last racist incident was down the beach when it was really busy on a hot sunny day last summer
just walking along doing our usual beach combing when she suddenly starts barking like crazy at the only coloured person on the beach!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# What colour was the person?
Red? Green? Maybe magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# from memory I'd say
PMS 4635c
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Children do that too
if they are just used to one colour.

It can be hard to stop them barking.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# haha
was quite funny when my daughter used to bring her dark skin coloured boyfriend home, my fluffy would go beserk barking and when she stopped doing that she'd then start dry humping his leg - poor boy didn't last long :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Humped into a pile of putrid meat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Worn away by a dog's penis.
The very worst way to go :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
#
penis lady bits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Note to self - before commenting, try actually reading the post properly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# she was a confused fluffy :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# You are never going to be forgiven
at this rate, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# A million internet fingers just got slightly cut.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# *buys shares in TCP*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
#
T O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# "A little bit cut or not, your finger is coming with me."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger horse-mounting block
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# You hum it son, I'll play it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# impossibru!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# one step beyond
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Great, thanks for the earworm.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Wokka wokka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# *music segue plays as Michael is pulled off stage with a giant crook*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Robert Maxwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Those... they're like, big canes with a hook on the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# "pulled off" fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# DOG AND CAT EATING BASTARDS, THE LOT OF 'EM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# DENNAL PLAN
RISA NEEDS BLACES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Is this
a) intentionally racist
b) accidentally racist
or c) ironically racist

whichever way, it doesn't strike me as funny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# d) vely lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Actually it's a very clever piece of art
If you flip it upside down it reads "My sincere apologies everyone...
I don't know what came over me. I have never wanted to offend ANYONE on here, you're all too smashing. It was a 'wobble' when you're in a shitty mood and feel that the world's against you, you post summat in haste then realise how bad it was."

In Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Could I just be clear on something here - is this comedy racism or real racism?
Because I'm not too sure of how to take anything any more on what is, as we all know, a comedy website.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Let's pretend it's real racism
then we can get all outraged and self-righteous about it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Ooh yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS BLACK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Send her down the mines lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Naturally, as I have a Turkish girlfriend, I am exempt of all allegations of racism

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Don't be wrong. Does not mean you are forgiven completely. :(
I said www.b3ta.com/board/10711085
So He deleted threads. (I guess)
I thinking to "Joking is fun for everyone".
But There are some "Hurt to some people with bully joking" in here.
YOU KNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Not interested, sorry.
My post wasn't targeted at you, but the situation down the board. Sometimes not everything is about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# There are still Ninj understanding. You're childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I know.
What happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# "Hurt to some people with bully joking" is not true joking.
You're FAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I'm fake?
Look, really, I would dearly love to get into a discussion with you about this, but frankly, you don't understand what I am saying and I don't understand what you are saying, so it's a bit pointless.

Picture. Not. About. You. Be. Calm. END
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Someone said "some b3ta people Terrible, too much bully"
If you are RIGHT, I'll not get such messages.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I don't give a fuck what other people are saying to you about b3ta.
dA is shit. Just because I say it doesn't mean it's true though.

But it is

Anyway, as I said: END. I. Go. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Leave Dave ALONE! boo hoo hooo
*rubs mascara and cuts arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# dA is shit? Can you explain?
dA is shit
dA is shit
dA is shit
dA is shit
dA is shit

....Maybe You just only excuse.
You can not convince me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I think you`re starting to get the idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# It's not a question of it being shit or not
it's a question of us not giving a fuck about it, and your constant referring to it gets on our nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Wait what am I getting dragged into here?
And I didn't delete anything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# She loves you she wants to kisssss you she wants to marrrrrry you
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Feeling bad. I kill you with curse.
You're social immaturity!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# X_X
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# NOOOOOOOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Hmm I appear to be still alive
That's the 2nd death wish on me in so many weeks from 2 separate people. I never thought a comedy website would be so dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Oh noes, "social immaturity" on b3ta
it'll be fucking swearing next
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I bet it's not like this on dA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Everything is better on dA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# mmmm double Anal
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# digital Asswipes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# They have fun rules.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# What's he going to do next? The bow dickie?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Yay, Krusty!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vg7_gaVUd0
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Oh it was "flapping dickie"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Far Queue!
Your noodles will be ready in 10 minutes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# About time
I'm fucking starving
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
fancy some noodles myself
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)