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# diy hoax headlines
Our local paper is the (lively,loyal, local and award winning) Evening Star.
Not a lot happens around here, apart from the odd serial killer every now and then, so I came up with a headline generator to help out.

I find it jolly good fun but I'm sure it's a bit 1997.

See it in action: star.blue-spot.co.uk
(Lord Anthony, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# /links?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# ^ What she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# ^what she said she said
and that's not easy to say
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# ^what her venn diaphragm says she said she says
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I love it
say said what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# What Fuck?
Freebase's favourite magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# that works quite well
is that nik kershaw or kevin eldon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# 9 years and 4 months is a long time to not read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I like this, and not just because it's my local rag too, but this isn't really the board for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# what an unfortunate way to unlurk
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# you probably want the links board for a link thing you've made
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# My scrotum tingles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Try a different washing powder
worked for me
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ah sorry about that
*turns the gas up*

It should be searing pain now, I can only apologise for the quality of your prior torturing and hope that everything is running to your painful satisfaction now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# erm...
WAILAAPOYD
WAINLAAPOYD (at the very least?)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# N for Nakedly?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# haha..
erm.. is my webcam on?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# jackets on!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Well the FAQ says:
Do:
Post pictures you have made
Post links to your new web projects

I don't see a problem here, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I assume that bit means Do post them on the links page
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Generally not"
"If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board."
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# It's far from clear
If I were a new user I would take it to mean that it's ok to post your pictures or web projects - I'd then get quite narked when people started shouting "FAQ" at me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ask cr3 to clarify it some more,
pretty sure he was in charge of it last time it got tweaked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Roger, wilko
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Seems to me a lot of
people with very high profile numbers have so much sand in their vaginas that they would rather wait for an opportunity to get on their fucking high horses than actually contribute something interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# to be honest i just wanted an opportunity to post my faq jacket
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# well, that pretty much describes me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The high profile numbers mean we're better.
That's how it works, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# push off grandad
the kids have got bikes now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)
# FUCK FUCK
overreaction!!!

fuck! shit fuck fuck fuck fuck overreaction fuck fuck shit fuck overreaction fuck fuck fuck titmeadow, shropshire fuck fuck fuck !

FUCK!

something.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Not sure if yours is the longest
lurk or second longest but you are in the top two!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# whatever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# you have a terrible strike rate after 9 years
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# wouldn't be so bad if it actually worked
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# It says something about not working in IE...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# i'm using firefox
but noscript does not want
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Ok, well it basically generates a fake headline of "noun-verb-adjective-noun"
Example: "Musician burns truculant rabbi"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)