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# No reason.


edit: AH CRAP, I forgot to draw the leg hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# frottage cottage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# oh my

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# COR
definite need for a double garage to house that monstrous extension
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# this is going to end up a cdc thread isn't it
when it was just a simple homely image to start with
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# if you want
i can delete my 'frottage cottage' post

and fuck their shit right up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# no man! I need all the replies I can get! for psychological issues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Was looking like a 'your mom' one for a sec there. Here, I'll try shifting the tone back to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
narsty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Changing postcodes two times a second
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# *adds to profile*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:20, archived)
# She's so fat when she sits around the house,
she really sits around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# that's the blighter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# ooh! was that a huffy delete or mod censorship?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# suspicion: former
I expect we'll have another explosion sometime soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# i'm not right bothered me
she's a qotwer and a /link whore. no other recent board or talk posts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I'm going to do a webcomic
with lots of adverts

and link it here

it'll be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# As long as they're adverts for cauliflower
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# sexy cauliflower?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# You can do it. I know you can.

also, I just remembered doing this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# 700 FUCKING LIRA?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# They have to be imported from Ghana
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# no matter what the subject
someone on here, will have a disturbing image for it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
someone mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# *girly giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Who what why
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# some bird who posts the same link on links every week
posted it on board just now

then deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I'd rather see it on /board weekly than every week on /links
as /links is more of a once and done thing. /board is home to quite a few comic series, either short or long running. I thought the comic in question to be kinda clever and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Well it's at
www.basiccomic.com
I want to share it here and posting it on links seemed to be the best option.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# once on links and be done would be better all round
i read a few webcomics, and i have them bookmarked and know when they update
i don't need the artist sending me an email or posting on here everytime there's new content

same with jolly jack et al

this plac is a community, for communication, not a commercial bulletin board
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# We should all set up our own personal tumblr sites and then we'll never have to post on here at all!
We can simply check each others feeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# oh man that would be sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# :(
I'll never post a new story of mine again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I find the post-and-run cartoon spammers quite annoying in general.
And I don't even see what's supposed to be funny about half of them.
Not that my opinion matters. But then, neither does yours.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# MY WORTHLESS OPINION IS IMPORTANT TO ME SO I WILL TELL IT TO YOU ALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Ooh, that sounds super!
Personally, I think too many people wear black shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I'm not exactly post-and-run
I just don't have as much time to post nonsense here as I used to.

Gone are the days of making the Newsletter 4 times in one week. Unemployment did have it's upsides.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I didn't mean you specifically.
I'm not aware of you posting that comic on /board much.
It was a rash generalisation, although I did have a couple of people in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Oh, and if you're a teacher you should probably learn about the correct use of apostrophes ;p
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I only teach reception. We can't write our own names.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I didn't know how to spell my last name for ages because we never had to write it in primary.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# We get children to write their second names further up the school
But not in reception. Most don't know what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Yeah, but I still have to think about what order the last three letters are in sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# My maiden name was very long and I decided that I would only
marry a man with a name of 5 letters or less.
And I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Entity is 6 letters, what kind of teacher are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Funnily enough
Entity is not my real name!

Also, not all my class can count over 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# wtf?
my daughter could count to 5 when she was 1.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# The first book given to me in reception had one word per page. I complained.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Oh, If I go back and edit that
to change the apostrophe I go straight to hell right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Only if somebody notices.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Horrors!
I don't know what b3ta's coming to :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# You single-handedly bullied her off the board.
I think you should have a long think about your actions.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
thiwa

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# If I hadn't so clumsily used the same verb twice in one sentence, I might know what you meant by this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# clumsy mess is what makes it more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# i gave her two pieces of contructive advice
and had a little whinge

if that's bullying I'm Gripper Stebson
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# confused and tetchy b3ta is confused and tetchy
you're not allowed to complain, but neither are they allowed to delete a thread as it makes all the precious complaints disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# a myriad rules, mostly unwritten
with heinous punishments!

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# *fetches the salmon paste*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# that's only useful for attaching salmon to walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# What the hell are you talking about?
Who's tetchy?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I am and so's my wife
*writes stiff letter*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I'M NOT TETCHY I JUST WANT MY BOTTLE DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# will a teat do?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# *eye narrow*
Pig or goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# hush now, close your eyes and think nice thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Not a huffy delete.
It was clearly annoying people and I don't want to do that, so I deleted.
Simple as that, no huffiness involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# aha
all that happens when you delete a thread on here, is that people jump to conclusions

like what i did :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I know,
I said that I was going to delete and left that there for a while.
I know that thread deletion pisses people off to so I was reluctant to do it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# And never, ever, forever delete a thread, no matter how bad you fucked up.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I know, but the picture was far too big
and I tried making it smaller but fucked it up.
The thread hadn't come to much so I figured deleting it was the lesser of two evils.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# in this kind of situation the best thing to do
is to screenshot the entire thread, and then post that as your image. keep updating the image whenever someone replies. instant win.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ALSO NEVER FUCKING DELETE A THREAD NUMBNUTS.
also /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# If deleting wasn't allowed the button wouldn't be there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# It's just a shame it's only available under one's own posts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# :D
can you imagine the pain, suffering and trolling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# I know - it's just a foolish, beautiful dream...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Someone once suggested that if we donated a pound to Rob's beer fund we got to edit another users sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Who's would you change?
If they were obliged to keep it until someone else paid a pound to change it again, it could be quite a money-spinner.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# conclusion jumper!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# 100% wool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Ah come on. There was a little bit of huff, wasn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Nope, not even a tiny one
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# fuck's sake, call this a flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Terraced House Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# kissing like a bandit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# if anyone's rissing about that
my first thought was Terence Trent D'Arby
but that was the only lyric of his that i could remember
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# maybe she's getting the benefit of "the utility room"
which is "round the back"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Must be an extension there.
I hope the wall ties are substantial enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# hopefully a machine with a long enough lead
to retrieve it after
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Is it in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# some plumbing issue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Zounds!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# "Got the Painters In?"
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhttttttt!"
(1.618..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# She's got a hole needs filling
had to phone up the council
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Raise the roof!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I was pondering adding some "more red" to this image
but that's probably offensive isn't it

hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# dangerous housewives :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# You should see them using the strimmer in the height of summer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# mmmm effective but my, what horrific stubble burn...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Home is where the fanny fart is
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# "A TOLD YOU TO BLOW THE BLADDY DOORS OFF!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Similarly. Not sure if it's nsfw or not.
i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/gkuljian/brick-house.jpg



eldit- haha nice mouseover.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# blimey
*wolfwhistles*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# haha :D
nice.. no shit in that brick house
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Closest I've been to this is
that time I had a semi on.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# did it leave you with feelings of detachment?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Is this a scene from Alice in Wonderland, where she eats the cake and grows big?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I'm not sure if anything in the image has a sign on it saying "EAT ME"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Naturally. It is inside her tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# eeeewww!!
*does sick*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)