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# Don't care if it's bindun, I had to get it out of my head

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# A robot's heart
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Wouldn't that be the oil pump?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Do robots have oil for blood?
I didn't know that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Well,
assuming the carb is part of a robot, that infers the use of a liquid fuel in an internal combustion engine to power movement; which will create both combustion and friction related heat. A gearbox will be necessary to transfer movement at different engine speeds to the limbs of the robot and this means bearings which need to be cooled. Heat will exacerbate wear on all bearing surfaces, substantally reducing bearing life.

Something like that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Using wires.
But no ordinary wires.

Infact, there are no wires.

I used cables instead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# HE NEEDS LESS FUCKING SHIT CANOES ON HIS HEAD, THATS WHAT HE NEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# it's actually the claw from a tyranosaurus rex that he got when he travelled back in time .
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# quite the vigorous young go-getter!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
HE NEEDS LESS FUCKING SHIT CANOES ON HIS HEAD, THATS WHAT HE NEEDS
FEWER


/grammarpedantblog
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# */ grammar pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)
# touche
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Go to your room!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I'm sorry.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# he's holding his knife and fork funny
is he left handed ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I can't believe you pick that out as weird
when the one on the left has no right hand, and appears to be RISING UP OUT OF THE TABLE LIKE SOME KIND OF GHOST
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# clearly a figment of his imagination
brought on by not eating enough carbs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# shiiitt.... i thought it said crabs :/
*blears*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# If a doctor suggests to you that you need more crabs you should take a moment to change your doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# off the thighs of old hookers
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# lack of carbs is making him have conversations with hallucinatory people with limited appendages who appear through the table
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# that, or drinking petrol
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Lol, drinking petrol.
it's funny because it's toxic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# They swapped Tetraethyl Lead for Benzene
Withnail would have been impressed:-
www.odditycentral.com/news/man-drinks-gasoline-for-42-years-as-medicine.html
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# for fucks sake
GET A FUCKING GRIP MAN !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Better than a grip, this has clamps!


KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# thats more like it.
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# VIBRIERENDE HUNDEARSCH
must remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)
# \o
KLEMPKLEMPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Holley shit. Those are quad carbs.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)
# no idea what it's off
probably something that throbs manfully
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Downdraft carb?
BLEAH.

I find sidedrafts much more tender...makes me fart less too.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 2:24, archived)
# RASPY CLANKENCLATTER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 6:51, archived)
# I know, I'm getting more and more... badness :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)