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# Sorry for the TJ just had a mysterious tweet sent to me
'Smug's balcony is at Alsterglacis 7, 20354 Hamburg, looking SE. An hour well spent. Can't post on b3ta #lurker'


https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Alsterglacis+7,+20354+Hamburg&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47b18f226d12f469:0x7e18d5362bd36694,Alsterglacis+7,+D-20354+Hamburg,+Germany&gl=uk&ei=be3IT_SjAYXc8gPfucjXDw&oi=geocode_result&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA

looks spot on.
ty mystery person
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# amazing!
Lurkers are always watching. Now just need to find the man himself. The pics look about 15 years old

The Balcony?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
# this is the kind of thing that'd keep Dave Gorman up at night until he did something about it :D
yup that's it..spin round on street view and you see a cross junction as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Meme Trek 8: The Search for Smug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Pretty definite proof, that.
Zooming in a bit, the metalwork of the railings looks spot on for the original smug photo.

This has been a really fun day of discovery. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The view from the red car..

With thanks to Prodigy69 and the Mystery Tweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
I suppose it does fit the brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# something has shat on the back of his head
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# haha nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# oh superb!
Smugday compo entry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I just scared my cat*, guffawing so loudly at that.

* - This is not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# This is all over the place.
I should probably redo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
What are these people doing, two houses to the left of the smugness?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# that is bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Either Smug has set fire to the block with one of his discarded cigars,
or the Hamburger Feuerwehr are moonlighting as window cleaners...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Smug posting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
# just the facts ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Awesome.
Will post to my Germany-dwelling chums on facebook and see if we can't get some pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Can't emphasise enough how much I've been enjoying todays adventures in smug
Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# it started of as a jolly down the beach
and we happened to stumble across a mysterious old photograph...who knew :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Crikey! It's like an episode of the Famous 5!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# with lashings of ginger beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# The railings are correct


sorry, couldn't find a reverse view smug guy to drop in.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# the power of b3ta, impressive
I've been looking at Hamburg hotels all afternoon, convinced that croissant on a tray was from room service.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# amazin' innit..they're watching!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascual_Jordan
lived at Alsterglacis 7
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Smug git is a time travelling nazi :O
big words like quantum mechanics , quantum field theory, matrix mechanics, and fermions confuse me sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# seriously?
nazi or not he was a significant physicist
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Blimey, it f**kin' is and all
What a funny old day it's turned into...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It has been a good day on B3ta
Someone has to start a "FIND THE SMUG GUY" Facebook page?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# na I think we should leave him be...
prepares rope, duct tape, hood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Holy crap, we should start the b3ta detective agency
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# find maddie !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Well poke a panda
So it is
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Amazing!
To think, I walked within mere tens of metres of the hallowed balcony when I was in Hamburg!

I have to laugh at the charming view off to the side of the balcony...I seem to recall quite a lot of people living rough around there, so maybe that's what he's so smug about.

Edit: According to a sign in front of the building, it's occupied by HanseMerkur, an insurance company, so it may be difficult to gain access to the balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# oh come on! those fun loving germans are bound to allow a bunch of foreign idiots sit on a balcony of their property containing sensitive financial data taking pictures and eating croissants without issue!
any other situation is inconceivable!



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# It looks like it'd be quite easy to shin up the drainpipe,
if someone wanted to do a late-night smugness recreation, not that I'm condoning criminal trespass...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# just claim it's in the name of art, all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# This has made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# THIS HAS BEEN THE BESTEST DAY ON B3TA THAT THERE EVER WAS.
I have spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)