
Another shocking display of a talented person who is unwilling to acknowledge the work of others.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:13,
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were from 5/6 years ago or more BEFORE all of this like click stuff was introduced.
I have hardly posted here in the last 4 years !
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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I have hardly posted here in the last 4 years !

Wouldn't want you to use up this year's supply of clicks in one evening.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:23,
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So nice to come back to B3TA after all this time and be presented with this.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:24,
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"y'ol wandering liver, wandering liver"
"turned up at the joint in the old town"
"knocked back his whiskey while wearing dat ol' frown"
(and blaa blaa further lyrics of a depressing descent into hell, country style).
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:31,
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"turned up at the joint in the old town"
"knocked back his whiskey while wearing dat ol' frown"
(and blaa blaa further lyrics of a depressing descent into hell, country style).

Mine has only been sent off for repair or replacement due to manufacturer defects FOUR TIMES since I bought it new. Perfectly reasonable I think you'll find
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43,
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43,
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2. Faulty lid catch, resulting in the top springing up and waking from sleep at random occasions.
3. Faulty screen with white blotches here and there.
4. Superdrive that packed up, trapping a disc inside. Oh, I loved making that phone call to tech support and spending forty minutes with some retard repeatedly telling me to insert the system restore DVD to solve the problem.
Not to mention the two PSU's that have died, one of which caught fire. Yeah, foolish me for buying any of that overpriced crap in the first place.
And your own problem is, I suspect, a buffer overflow issue. Install an additional DIMM in your cistern then reset your alternator, that should see you alright.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:58,
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3. Faulty screen with white blotches here and there.
4. Superdrive that packed up, trapping a disc inside. Oh, I loved making that phone call to tech support and spending forty minutes with some retard repeatedly telling me to insert the system restore DVD to solve the problem.
Not to mention the two PSU's that have died, one of which caught fire. Yeah, foolish me for buying any of that overpriced crap in the first place.
And your own problem is, I suspect, a buffer overflow issue. Install an additional DIMM in your cistern then reset your alternator, that should see you alright.

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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:59,
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Refuses to turn on. Dig through the documentation Apple doesn't want you to read and you find it's either a RAM issue or a CPU issue. Their engineers are advised to yank the CPU and check none of the pins are bust. Great - if they weren't before they probably will be after that.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00,
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For the kind of money they ask, their machines should be absolutely flawless. I wish they'd spend more time concentrating on whether their hardware works properly, rather than fucking about with OMG-ultra-thin-but-no-drives-or-anything-useful, dodgy music players, tarted-up magic slates, phones that you can't use to make phone calls, cloud TV or whatever their latest distraction is
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:12,
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I think they rely on the rabid apple fans to see no faults and buy all things.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14,
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I'm typing this on a Macbook Pro and I've liked the machines I've had, but the overzealous worship that goes into so much of this is frankly alarming. Apple make nice computers - so do Sony, and so do Toshiba and HP at the higher end of their ranges.
That said, I wouldn't mind one of the Core i7 Macbook Airs for when I travel. I travel a lot and I like the idea of a computer that's actually faster than my MBP, weighing 1.5kg less. Though with the work I do the SSD might be fucked with weeks. Hmmm. This might not be as good an idea as it first looked.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18,
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That said, I wouldn't mind one of the Core i7 Macbook Airs for when I travel. I travel a lot and I like the idea of a computer that's actually faster than my MBP, weighing 1.5kg less. Though with the work I do the SSD might be fucked with weeks. Hmmm. This might not be as good an idea as it first looked.

but even so :( It might just be a couple of RAM chips buggered in which case life is easy. If it's the CPU I may as well sell it back to Apple for the enormously generous £30 they'll give me.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:15,
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Was the G5 really all that long ago? :'(
OH GOD WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:20,
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OH GOD WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE

So about six and a half years. They went all-out Intel not all that long after, I think.
What's even more alarming is they haven't bothered changing the case since. They probably should - it weighs a motherfucking ton.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:24,
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What's even more alarming is they haven't bothered changing the case since. They probably should - it weighs a motherfucking ton.

really gotta go temporarily and scrub my naked body of all the grim that has accumulated.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47,
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I didn't even know that stuff was in the profile screen now.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50,
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I wouldn't call it a 'comedy' account though.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:27,
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including a "Hi this is my first picture post" If it's someone's troll account they've put some work into making it look genuine.
Probably just some knob.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:34,
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Probably just some knob.

MMNNGGGGGNGGGGG
You alright koit? Haven't seen you around for ages.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:24,
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You alright koit? Haven't seen you around for ages.

Nah mate, been most busy with work, projects, house etc.
Alright for the most part (except for that mmnnnnnnnggg above) - there's always one !
How's your good self ?
Still pumping out the lunacy ?
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:26,
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Alright for the most part (except for that mmnnnnnnnggg above) - there's always one !
How's your good self ?
Still pumping out the lunacy ?

Real life gets in the way :)
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:26,
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but it'd be a repost, it just... would feel dirty, and cheap.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:40,
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alas i've never not stolen anything from mofaha but i did steal something from killerkitti and that's near enough

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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:45,
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but that was my lousy contribution
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:02,
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didn't he also do the crashed invalid carriage into a roadside ditch?
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:05,
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we're going back to the darkest days of my b3ta youth here
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10,
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11,
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Apparently I rescued this little guy from the apartment after she photographed it.
Ready to feel old? She's here visiting with her fiance.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57,
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Ready to feel old? She's here visiting with her fiance.

You bastard. (And don't tell Clan Soul, the poor chap would be devestated.) She must have had an interesting early teenhood spending so much of it amongst a bunch of bitter puerile jokers on B3ta... :)
Didn't that little chap have a leg missing or something?
Edit: actually I stole this from her, too.

I have no idea why I made it quite so insanely green.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:59,
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Didn't that little chap have a leg missing or something?
Edit: actually I stole this from her, too.

I have no idea why I made it quite so insanely green.

when she was over there looking at colleges.
I've just asked her, and apparently he had both legs at that point :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06,
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I've just asked her, and apparently he had both legs at that point :)

things.. happening.. 3 years ago..
years..
merging into years...
LOL, where the poop did it go/went?
EDIT: Wait, clansoul lost a leg?
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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years..
merging into years...
LOL, where the poop did it go/went?
EDIT: Wait, clansoul lost a leg?

christ almighty, i really am getting old! and what's this about having both legs?
edit: fucking hell i'm slow tonight. so is discomeats by the look of it.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11,
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edit: fucking hell i'm slow tonight. so is discomeats by the look of it.

and soon the grasp of senility will make me not mind and find it all quite funny
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01,
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i think i stole the bulk of this from topupthetea. i added the really seamy bits.

everyone's too zonked from the day
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57,
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I shall hop to it forthwith.
And by that I mean I won't, I'll rod off, have a shower and come back in a minute or 10. :)
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27,
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And by that I mean I won't, I'll rod off, have a shower and come back in a minute or 10. :)

it's not out of spite, I have some lager I need to process.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:28,
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that is a random liver award mate. I like it.
Do you have other organ based gifts ?
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30,
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Do you have other organ based gifts ?

The third and final "crouching tiger hidden dragon" episode.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:53,
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I discovered some people like basically what you just gone done did.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:09,
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than ten clicks and no talented posters. This isn't a popularity contest; now that my well has well and truly run dry I just want to be entertained.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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and quite the boost to my ego
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43,
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I dread to think what Luke's doing to him. If he's not careful he'll end up on the news.

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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:23,
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Then my other half wished me goodnight and asked why I was monging out at a picture of an ostrich.
I think it's time for bed.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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I think it's time for bed.

probably. he's a cute little bugger though so i think you can be forgiven
shit it's gone 2am. my sleep patterns have gone to blue blazes in the last couple of weeks. i think i should also retire
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:07,
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shit it's gone 2am. my sleep patterns have gone to blue blazes in the last couple of weeks. i think i should also retire

May God see fit to bless us with more talented people.
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46,
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my clicks have gone up by one. Am I out of trouble yet ?
;)
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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;)

Now say ten hail robs and click ten black 'n' white faceswaps, and you will be forgiven.
may have just outed myself there
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Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:52,
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may have just outed myself there

Or The Hedgehog From Hell!
Or LS18!
Or someone else not listed above.
But probably Clay. It's the dig at mods in your name that seals the deal.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00,
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Or LS18!
Or someone else not listed above.
But probably Clay. It's the dig at mods in your name that seals the deal.

This account was created as part of a half-thought-through prank with another ex-b3tan (which came to nothing). I just logged in because I wanted to search for something.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10,
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I'm not staying, and I'm not really *back*. This is just a passing hello.
Hello!
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14,
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Hello!

That AM had a thing about never using smileys. C'est un imposteur!
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:17,
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and I wanked into a cup.
I've still not seen Jesus.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06,
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I've still not seen Jesus.

Or maybe it was the other way around. I get confused.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:13,
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