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# Image Challenge Vote
Fraser's away and there haven't been many suggestions or votes for new challenges this week, so I've gone back in time and picked the most popular challenge suggestions that didn't get chosen in the last 2 months:

Spaghetti/Pasta - make something out of pasta like you did at school or shop something pasta related
Fuck about with comic covers - fairly self explanatory
Make TV/Movie character's lives easier - i.e. If jack in 24 had a Time machine
Self Portrait - depict your true self or user name in whatever artistic medium you desire





Vote fast, God wants to get to bed soon
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I think you should always do the cpmpo poll at this time
cos I now work til 9:30 on a Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Quick guys
God wants to go a-tugging.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Oooh
Theyre all pretty good this week.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# of course!
...they were suggested by God herself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# shit choice. well done stand in fraser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Cheer up son.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# get fucked mu
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I'll try, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# you has you ass period?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# so funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# mine ass it blud
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# All time your ass blud :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# bad juice

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# BRACE FOR ASSQUIRT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# My Captain!



(my least favourite 'actor')
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I'm only going by what got the highest votes over the last 2 months, blame the public
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# the pubic are blame!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# thanks stand in fraser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# You're a litte ray of sunshine tonight
Wassup little fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# im fine thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# I'm going to start making a self portrait out of spaghetti
just to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Macaroni collages
The creative outlet of choice for six-year-olds. At least, that's what leading pedagogs seemed to think when I was that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I remember this. No matter what you made it always looked like pasta glued to sugar paper.
With glitter, and not the gary kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Alas no more
Schools can't afford the pasta due to budget cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Funnily enough, they also used to make our school dinners out cardboard and pritstick
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Alas
they still do
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Everyone's already seen my selfportrait on here, so it's redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Bonus 100 points to the first person to create a portrait of Will Self
Minus ALL THE POINTS to everyone who does so afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# i like them all, i am perplex
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# no
u r dekionplex
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# nice night for a walhk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# nothing clean, right?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# nothing clean
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Nice night for a ...
dirty walk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Nice walk for a dirty night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Dirty Night Walk - Run Fastly Knight Mans!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# i voted for 'Self Portrait' -- simply to prove to Mofaha and Atomic that I am really not a chihuahua
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] DOGDENIAL
fuck all yall

most suave
Is Pedro a Pooch?








right click_open image imjussayin
spotify:track:0xCs7SjrNOVRnEI6bsHn5O (Right Of Way by Ferry Corsten)



spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Ni**as In Paris by Jay Z)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/dogdenial_screencap_pedro_is_a_hoond_imjussayin.jpg

youtu.be/VT7lwdui4HY
spotify:local:::Mark+Ronson+-+Bang+Bang+Bang:232
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)">spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh) (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/bad_dogdenial_fullfuckapture.jpg

spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
youtu.be/sRJ3LZySmFw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Pedro has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# butt howe duz he juice?

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Like a sandman on jive drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Excuse me stewardess, I speak Juice


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Very poor George Galloway impersonator there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# PICCOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# is wearing that much eye shadow a lesbian thing?
whodathunkit?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# SCOPIN FOR JUICE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# fuck changis
and what a fine multijape, i particularly love the micky rooney one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:48, archived)
# oh tanks, it's amidst a multi-build
sadly the KLF version of What Time is Love on mp3 is much louder than the ones on Youtube

bad shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:52, archived)
# YO QUIERO TACO BELLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# arf!
i actually do quiero taco bell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF (grrrrrr! meow)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I know you're talking
but all I'm hearing is "yap! yap! yap!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Wow, just wow!
First we had Kittycopter, now we have Precessivedog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# it is a wankel-dog
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)
# you will never take my BONES
www.youtube.com/watch?&v=wWukihVp3fQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:14, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# NNNGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# pedro deffo a pooch


imjusassayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Oh holy balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Oooh, quick question...
Is the Self Portait one supposed to be real, or a picture depicting our usernames?
That sounds much more fun.
Are we allowed to self portraits of other people?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I'd count photoshop as an artistic medium.
ed: completely misread.

I'd say usernames would be allowed, but I'm not in charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# The username idea's got some potential.
Or our interpretations of other usernames.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Other people's wouldn't be self portraits :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# don't ruin the logic by using logic
er.. wait.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# either or - amended the description
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Nice work God
But you shouldn't have said anything. We'd have all been wondering if teh almighty was screwing around with the spacetime continuum and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# You can only do self portraits of other people if in return you allow them to write your autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# It's a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# yes you can do pictures of other people but then you have to kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Then you absorb their power? In some sort of crazy voodoo highlander?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# or like that Sylar out that Heroes thing
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# more like Renfield
 
but oh! Zachary Quinto. Oh, my.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:43, archived)
# hmmm wank, wank, good guy, wank
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Comic covers could be brilliant
Some of the old ones are bizarre

www.coverbrowser.com/ has loads
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# does it have BLEK?
BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK

edit: actually, those covers are mostly quite funny as it is

edit: maybe I've finally lost it each one comedic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I did find a huge collection of Blek covers at one point
Or, I should say, a coblektion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# BA
dum
TISH

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# If it wins, please can you change "self portrait" to a more general
"portraits", so it doesn't just become in-jokes.

Otherwise... comic covers, please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# comic book fuckery
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)