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# I fucking hate it when someone puts the toilet roll on the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:49, archived)
# That would wipe
the smile off your face.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Sheet man!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:55, archived)
# An error occurred
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I'm imagining someone sliding that up and down the pole and the imaginary dry, squeaky noise is making my teeth spin in my gums
edit: Oooh candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# happy candle day
Never noticed it links to the bbc "on this day" page before. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:07, archived)
# :O So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Rudolf Hess is dead?
Never forgive Michael Ellis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:20, archived)
# KUDDLI HLSS N R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I killed him when he joined Spandau Ballet
Noone needs that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Smug of the RAF
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ha! Fantastic!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Jerry stole his croissant
poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)
# He's actually deep in Jerryland right there
Smug Junction is in Hamburg. He probably landed his Spitfire after covering the bombers and broke into someone's house to steal their coffee to celebrate a job well done. Unfortunately they didn't have any croissants :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I'd forgotten that the location had been tracked down
And celebrate with coffee? A chap celebrates with tea or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I believe he might refer to it as either "char" or "a brew"
Calling it "tea" would be a bit genteel
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ´Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# NIce!
From Wikipedia:
'courage, cowardice, patriotism, dying for the sake of one's country, noble actions, and making a cup of refreshing tea while in the face of danger'
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Solid Snake Drinks Some Tea.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# MC Escher's bog?
Also, this sounds like an hilarious idea:
www.cutebitz.com/dont_pee_me_off_puzzle.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:34, archived)