I fucking hate it when someone puts the toilet roll on the wrong way round
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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I'm imagining someone sliding that up and down the pole and the imaginary dry, squeaky noise is making my teeth spin in my gums
edit: Oooh candle!
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57,
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happy candle day
Never noticed it links to the bbc "on this day" page before. Nice.
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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I killed him when he joined Spandau Ballet
Noone needs that shit
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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He's actually deep in Jerryland right there
Smug Junction is in Hamburg. He probably landed his Spitfire after covering the bombers and broke into someone's house to steal their coffee to celebrate a job well done. Unfortunately they didn't have any croissants :(
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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I'd forgotten that the location had been tracked down
And celebrate with coffee? A chap celebrates with tea or nothing.
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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I believe he might refer to it as either "char" or "a brew"
Calling it "tea" would be a bit genteel
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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NIce!
From Wikipedia:
'courage, cowardice, patriotism, dying for the sake of one's country, noble actions, and making a cup of refreshing tea while in the face of danger'
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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'courage, cowardice, patriotism, dying for the sake of one's country, noble actions, and making a cup of refreshing tea while in the face of danger'
MC Escher's bog?
Also, this sounds like an hilarious idea:
www.cutebitz.com/dont_pee_me_off_puzzle.htm
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:34,
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www.cutebitz.com/dont_pee_me_off_puzzle.htm