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# They've fingered DLT
If the Hairy Cornflake Groper was at it it's only a matter of time before Noel is outed as the ringleader

'news'
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
# like being groped by kryten
nice fingerage
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:55, archived)
# i've been waiting for the hairy cornflake to be implicated in all this.
i bet they'll finger cheggers next for noncing an underage donkey.

[edit] also, it's a bit low poly, is it for a game?
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, archived)
# that's no way to talk about Maggie Philbin
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:04, archived)
# not a sex offender

*note - nice cock and balls medallion!
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:07, archived)
# The 70's have a lot to answer for.
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:10, archived)
# More like an art restoration
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# that's brilliant
(, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Christ, their xmas parties must have been peadogeddon
the younglings !!!
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# to save time they should just jail all ex-radio 1 breakfast show presenters.
immediately, indefinitely and without trial
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:12, archived)
# any man who has ever touched a woman ever
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# They're all bastards
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# oh my god!
i touched my wife at the weekend, shoot me now before i offend again.
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:06, archived)
# "I flashed my norks at a DJ and he looked, the filthy beast"
"Says Jenny, 16, who as you can see from these bikini shots has lovely norks. Continued on page 5."
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
her norks continue all the ways to page 5?

they must be impressive, i must go and get the paper.
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Oh God, what's going on?
Next thing we'll find out that Philip Schofield and Andy Crane used to run a Rent Boy Scam out of the Broom Cupboard!
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I did write in
but they weren't interested.
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# You know the butler, how you only used to ever see one hand?
What do you think the other one was doing?
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# CRANE FINGERED MY MOUND WITH EDD'S BEAK AND CONCEALED HIS ERECTION WITH GORDON
claims tearful, ugly thirty-something lesbian
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Gordon the Groper
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# OMG!
=]
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# BBC stands for...
Blatantly Buggering Children?

or Buggering Britain's Children
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)
# New phrase enters language:
"Flogging a dead nonce"

I notice even BBC newsreaders don't bother saying 'allegedly' about it.
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:40, archived)
# It seems that most radio 1 DJs were bell ends back then
We still have some now, but all of them were then
(, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:47, archived)