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[challenge entry] it's the morning, and they are usually shit, despite the clever anim below completely disproving this point
anyway, shut up. Have some TOAP...


From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# *loots Mithrans*
wow, they had a lot of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah, but I love getting presents, and pigs-in-blankets are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:05, archived)
# ^this
and sprouts and turkey and roast potatis done in goose fat and beer and nuts (which I love but can't eat) and cheese and crackers and beer and food and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Sprouts?
Are you mentally ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# lovely things
they help the rest of the stodge go through your pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Blegh.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# mixed with red cabbage. mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Boil for a few minutes
and then stir fry in olive oil and walnuts and bits of bacon, nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# mmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Bacon makes everything better
Myself and the missus have very much been enjoying savoy cabbage, thinly sliced and stir-fried with onions, garlic and bacon, so much so that we're eating about two cabbages a week. Absolutely delicious, though they could probably fuel a power station with the gas from under the duvet at night :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:53, archived)
# bacon proves that all Jews, Muslims and vegetarians are wrong about everything
even pigs eat bacon. Bacon2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:23, archived)
# An alarming proportion of my last shopping basket comprised pork or pork-related products
(crackling leg joints half price at Marks)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, archived)
# You have to wonder if they'd come across the bacon buttie in India
Would they have made even better curries, or would they just not have bothered?

Personally I enjoy, on occasion, a fried onion and gammon tikka masala with olive-oil fried polenta slices. And wonder if it can get any better.

But then I remember Papoutsakia or just a really good trayful of crisp Roast Tatties...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, archived)
# this is a very good idea
Once I blanched them and cut out their cores and peeled them apart individually as miniature cabbages. Just a few created a huge mound. Then sautéed the leaves and drizzled with balsamic. At risk of being drubbed off to the links board, only if you care to see.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I'm very hungry now - that looks awesome.
The cat better watch out.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I was amazed to find that frozen baby sprouts
Just blatted in the microwave turn out rather well.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:38, archived)
# absolutely fucking magic in a curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Horus and a few others before and after Mithra
performed miracles, were executed, and rose from the dead.

Jesus is a pile of shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:07, archived)
# oi careful sunshine..
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:08, archived)
# OI! shut the fucking door!
were you born in a barn or what?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Wait till Easter
I heard they're gonna fucking crucify the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# NAIL 'EM UP I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, archived)
# he was a grumpy son of a deity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Thanks Dawkie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:08, archived)
# *awaits bizarre response from Manley*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# he's in San Francisco so probably still asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Christmas is more fun without that God shit
Go Pagans!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I'm still a bit jealous of my mate whose missus was abroad at Christmas
so he ordered in pizza and spent Christmas playing video games in his pants

He said it was the best Christmas ever.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:12, archived)
# New year can go cunt itself in the fuck aswell
Solstice ftw :)
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# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Christmas is a right old mish-mash.
But you can take my fried Christmas pudding breakfast on Boxing day from my cold, dead hands, Richard Dawkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I have heard of this monstrosity
but I'll not likely be trying it any boxing day soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Urgh is it a Scotchist thing?
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# Not at all.
Well, it might be. Fried in butter. It's traditional and very tasty if you like that sort of thing. And I'm not scottish.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Phew that's a relief
Last time I made a Scotchist comment I was told I was an English cunt twice and then put on ignore :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)