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# newsletter subject line compo
c'mon me old chinas
time for some one-liners
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Put down the newsletter and get back to running London you bunch of slackers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Now with snap and crackle but no pope
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:44, archived)
# The Pope's eloped.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29, archived)
# This would have been much better if the phone hadn't rung and I had been able to post it right away


Oh and popelope.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
#
(Sherbs, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)
# More ill-advised than a South African Drag Race
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:47, archived)
# religion-free for over 12 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# In and out
like a nazi pope
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Cameron pushed back on Eastleigh Bi Erection
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:46, archived)
# click links to make in-app purchases
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:47, archived)
# "I used to think it mattered, that music, mattered. But does it bollocks. And the Brit Award goes to..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# BEATING THE TORIES LIKE A BLOODY-FACED AIR CRASH VICTIM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Genuine lol
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
# NOSY FUCKING BASTARD RACIST FISHMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
# search not quite fixed, refunds will be issued in due course
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
# crashing into your inbox like a weekly steamer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# *prescribes suppository*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# i'm not having one of those again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
# I nearly choked on mine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# they really should include a lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I find a bogey often suffices
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:17, archived)
# i'll have none of your WWII lingo here, miladdo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Joseph Kony Supporting B*Witched on Reunion Tour
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Well, it's a newsletter.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Wet Fart Weekly
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
# eat more solids
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# WANK THE DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
# To the Tories I have only one thing to say: "You kip if you want to".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
# WHITE RABBITS!
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
# George Osbourne loses AAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++ eBay rating.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Excellent post, would read again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Leaving milk up your back passage like a gay milkman
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, archived)
# hehehehe This ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, archived)
# ooh, with a creamy top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, archived)
# More search powers than the Police.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# is search working now?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Appears to be
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Thistle Hotels in one-prick-per-bed shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29, archived)
# You're not allowed to see this newsletter as you've been ignore 2.0d.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
# "no news, no letters, no pope"
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:36, archived)
# A little donkey in your burrito sir?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Hopefully not as disappointing as last week
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, archived)
# search enabled just in time to locate fresh pope
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:55, archived)
# But far too early to find the
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Helping to keep pilots awake since 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Gropes, popes and toaps
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)