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# A little help please!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# so.....much......cock.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Oh!! So sorry!
*re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# no, no, don't apologize
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Not the first time you've uttered those words, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:57, archived)
# co.cx
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Tap, tory, shuttle, chicken?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I know.
It's a tuff one, and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# tap cunt badminton cockerel
edit - fire breathing cockerel
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# luge
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
g b
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52, archived)
# 52
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Teeny tiny sheepsex!
That means you get my appalling notworthownthread sheep image

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Your silly
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha have my new nwot woo yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# WOW thanks!
Out of all proportion to my joke
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# That's great.
realises he posted in the wrong plaice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha, this is great!
WOOL YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Damnit
now I'll have to remake it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Now this is very good!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Ta Mr Spazz
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:28, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Haha had to google it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Cockalorum
sexeh tiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:46, archived)
# :)
or, in b3ta parlance:
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Nice woo
(herman:D, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Likes teh punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:54, archived)
# DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
# plumbing president sport bird
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:14, archived)
#

p1. brass stop cock (15mm compression fitting type)
p2. absolute fucking nob jockey in it only for his mates needs to be punched in the fuck hard
p3. standard practice shuttlecock
p4. barnvelder cockerel by ian coleman (2004)

o_0

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(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:34, archived)
# you know too much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
#
nah. my head is just full of random shit.
besides, was a opportunity to disclose my rage against the fuckwit in picture 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure which of those images represents the most cockery.
But I'm willing to bet it's the Facebook logo in the bottom corner...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:27, archived)
#
Four cocks?
Fork ox?
For Cox?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)