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# Newsletter subject line compo
any tips
for usable quips?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:55, archived)
# not currently under investigation by operation yewtree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:57, archived)
# why are you reading this? fuck off out in the sun, you pasty fat shut-in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# This would also make a good newsletter subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:01, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:02, archived)
# it's raining in London
where all the cool kids are
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:07, archived)
# cool fat kids?
i call shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# they're ironically fat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)
# fat hipster cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I've realised
wearing those tight jeans, hipsters have all got tiny cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:32, archived)
# that's why i never go for a hipster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:50, archived)
# 0_0
CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Paedos are allergic to sunshine, come out and play!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:20, archived)
# I dropped my 2001 AD comic on my luggage earlier.....
....boy did I have Dredd on my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Soz;
couldn't resist :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:26, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Want some funnies? I know a guy who knows a guy who has funnies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Albert Tatlock touched me
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Prince Philip Memorial Edition
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# entering your inbox exploratory.
EDL change of policy, new rules mean you need to wear a burka and attack department stores.

allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Bill Gates cat is watching you masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Contains free William Roache A-Z of Accusations in pdf file format
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
# The NSA know you read this filth
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, archived)
# treasure at the end of this subject line
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Cock hungry bitches are just a few clicks away
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Fingers crossed for a funeral bank holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)
# "Can I be operated on by a whitey; I don't trust those indians with knives"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Winner
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:25, archived)
# That took about ten minutes for the penny to drop
Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:39, archived)
# if you don't read this, you're clearly a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Ploughing into your inbox like a Cardiff van driver
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Oof!
Funnily enough my dad suffers from paranoid depression (currently under control) and is a white van driver too; he was laughing about that nutter on the news last night shouting "That could've been me!" :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:24, archived)
# If you're waiting for an operation this weekend, good luck. We'll miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:25, archived)
# This weeks Michael Douglas throat cancer story takes some licking
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:26, archived)
# tumourow, tumourow, we love ya, tumourow...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Michael Douglas switches to lead femidoms after gobbling Catherine βeta-Jones
EDIT damn you ascii!!!! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:32, archived)
# If you can read this, you're no longer blind.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:29, archived)
# WHO SAID THAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:36, archived)
# paging dr. shipman, dr. shipman to royal suite...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# CC: NSA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:56, archived)