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# newsletter subject line challenge
write a line, la la la
better than, 'blah blah blah'
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# the evolution of cats will save /board from extinction
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# HaHa!!! Egotist.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# bow to your saviour
(Vladimir Gluten, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# I AM GOD HERE
(Vladimir Gluten, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:16, archived)
# oops, comedy (at work) account lolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# WELL I'M SATAN. BOW DOWN, BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# can i be your bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# you already are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# *humps Smash Monkey's leg*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# i knew i shouldn't have shaved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# ZIMBABWE IN SHOCK X-FACTOR WIN
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Forty pound midget with twenty pound balls is half nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Show me your papers!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# who do i have to fuck around here to get an F.P?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# i'll give it a miss, then
he appears to be half dog, half sombrero
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:04, archived)
# All bark and no bite!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Maybe a gentle nibbling if you ask him nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# all wag and no tail, more like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# All bock and no cock.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Will make ya flaps joggle
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# And your JUBBLEWOBBLERS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# The newsletter that bet against Mugabe
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Partying like its 1999
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BETTER!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I'd like to see a TARDIS-shaped packaging for Country Life
"It's butter on the inside!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# As free and truthful as a Zimbabwean election
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Rob to be announced as new Doctor on Sunday
"Ginger at last."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Lets jam out, with our clam out
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# That's awesome! Did you make that up?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# no :(
was the female rock out with your cock out.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# HaHa!!! That didn't register with me when I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Harold & Kumar 2 FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# In the UK illegally? Read this or face arrest
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:16, archived)
# I AM JOB
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Hence the Yosser expression "Gissa Job"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# *arrests igor's face*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# *escapes as handcuffs not designed for faces*
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Immigrant? Able to read English sufficiently to understand this notice? Alright then, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Now with more Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# i think you mean 'colossal fluke'
..at least that's what i think
...not being hard on myself, i just have had a few others that were probably more fitting for FP display.
...although I do like the temporary meme-ification of ear-eyes cat
*goes back to celebrity headswaps* :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I created you and I can destroy you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# That sig is a LIE.
Like your FP was.............OUCH!
Ha Ha!! XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# PedroHilton
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# This digital wasteland earmarked for fracking
Incidentally, amuses me that in the 80s the Tories annoyed everyone by stopping fossil fuel extraction in the North, and now they've annoyed everyone by wanting to start again...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Driving down Downing Street in our 'Get out now!' slogan-mobiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
#
Downing Street
Buckingham Palace Road
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# You want the Italian embassy to close?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# too much bunga bunga
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Can there ever be too much bunga bunga?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Nob-head prince in nob-head prince shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Laughing at how fat Kate Middleton is now
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# B3ta, more desolate than a North East fracking site
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# It's the Shale of the Century.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
#
a the fracking site
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Under pressure to put my backpack in the cooker.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# 106...
... crudely drawn cocks last week in your area
(nordelius, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# REMOTE-CONTROLLED FLYING DEAD OSTRICH
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REMOTE-CONTROLLED FLYING DEAD OSTRICH
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(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# ^yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I met Richard Whitehead yesterday, he's taller in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Bloated, trapped wind? Fart more.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Birthplace Of Whitley Bay
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# choke it down, you bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)