Tesco's don't like my artwork :(
I've spent a good portion of the day trying to convince Tesco's to hire me to redesign their Tesco Value range, but they're not impressed. Very rude.
I would buy a tin of beans that looked like thaton principle.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:47,
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I'd buy beans in a tin like thatbecause it's a great design, despite lack of beanness.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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Sheesh, I think they're passing up a big opportunity.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:48,
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Haha. Was following this as the story developedDon't know why Tescos has such a bee up its arse. I thought the choice to not include a single baked bean on the packaging was daring and bold.
PS. Try approaching Sainsburys. Their marketing department is notoriously weak-willed and breaks down at even the most feeble petitions for a product alteration. If a three year old girl can convince them with a poorly constructed letter to change the name of tiger bread, I don't see why you couldn't redesign the label for Sainsbury's Basics Goats Milk.
(PS. Try approaching Sainsburys. Their marketing department is notoriously weak-willed and breaks down at even the most feeble petitions for a product alteration. If a three year old girl can convince them with a poorly constructed letter to change the name of tiger bread, I don't see why you couldn't redesign the label for Sainsbury's Basics Goats Milk.
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:52,
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They kept you in their minds.Now kindly fuck off.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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But wait, aren't you excited about the possiblity of a line of limited edition beans!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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Beans n Boobs. I once made Big Bitch nipple cakes while drunk.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:12,
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I like the design actually.I'm just trying to live up to my 'mean' status.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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Oh, do stop latching, old boy...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:19,
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Mean? Who called you mean?I'll go have a stern word with their parents!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:28,
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Mind your own business!(see...I'm mean!)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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lighten up atomic, old beanI've brought you a nice plate of boobies
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:05,
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I'll swap you a prawn for a smile.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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Your ASCII boobs seems to have rolled off the plate. I'll fix it_o_o_
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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Your ASCII bollocks seem incorrectly aligned to the penis.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:58,
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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Top shelf magazine!(If they still exist)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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No wonderTescos are in trouble.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:01,
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But you can do packaging design really well.Oh, hang on, well good.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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And one dayWhen you're a successful and incredibly wealthy artist, and Tesco comes to you asking for help in revitalising their packaging, you can show them this conversation.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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the perfect accompaniment to the clean, crisp taste of monkey beer.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:17,
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