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# halle-fucking-lujah. where's the Tyleno!...?


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Alright you bastards? I had my entire life fall apart recently but completely missed my 11th B3thday, enjoy a PeaRoast and Congrats on being the most messed up peeps I've ever met x
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
# More or less alright, yes.
I'm considering making bread and butter pudding because I've got a lot of stale bread and some sultanas, but I probably won't.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
# This is likely
it tastes like crap
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Wwwwwwwwhat?
Bread and butter pudding is the food of the gods. Diabetic gods, but gods nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Hmm, some controversy here
I'm undecided.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
# It's for old ladies
end of...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:16, archived)
# From the "Song of the Breadies" -
And so did Fenrir wolf down the pudding,
Having wrestled it from Loki,
Much lamenting was heard across the forests the next day,
As it was told that the Great Wolf had chucked up behind the Sofa again.."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# DID SICK
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:17, archived)
# I swollowed mine
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
# I was wondering about that, I couldn't remember.
Stale bread is bad for ducks, too, isn't it? Makes them blow up or sink or something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
# It makes them blow up your sink.
I'm completely sure of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Here, this might help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdJGz4iDxlg
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)
# This made me happy....
Swearing and ducks = good
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
# EGGS = EVIL
Puke stations people
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:13, archived)
# If that doesn't suit you then give regular bread pudding a try.
Mmmm, bread pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)
# In the spirit of generally using up spare food I might put a tin of chestnut puree in it.
Sounds nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Oh dear babby jeebus, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Right, right.
No chestnut puree.
"In Puerto Rico, bread pudding is soaked over night in coconut milk and served with a guava rum sauce."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Well Felix
do you have a can of guava rum sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:20, archived)
# I've got two tins of chestnut puree?
Oh I see your point.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
# My Ma
Call's one Pud 'bread puddin' and another 'bread and butter pudding' one is all eggy, the other all suet-ty?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Shouldn't be suet-y, but should be very dense
Cinnamony, dense, very moist, crunchy on top.




Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:57, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 4:19, archived)
# Some people like to soak the sultanas in cold sweetened tea (without milk)
for several hours before using them in baking. It plumps them up and makes them really juicy.

So there, there's something else you might like to consider and not do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Oooh
this imaginary food is delicious, thank you.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# I have another idea.
How about:

Sultanas on toats.
Chestnut puree on toats.
Sultanas and chestnut puree on toats.
Toasted sultana and chestnut puree sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Hmm
seems a bit outré.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
#
the sultanas
their cock
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Yeah well I wasn't going to say that
given that everyone here knows that already.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:23, archived)
# :)
knows
does
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Why is it
my bread rarely goes stale, it just goes mouldy? Damp? Ley lines? Masons? I need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
# hope you're putting things back together again in a suitably satisfactory way
and happy missed b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Happy bloody Toast
H.P Not so easy but trying. Been covered in Graphite recently, sketching lots. Been made redundant from my Magazine job. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:12, archived)
# In fairness
Bollocks is probably not a great name for a magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Well...
Who came up with Rules of the Playground?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Ironically
people who no longer play in playgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:16, archived)
# ie ME
I love the fact my original post has turned into a chat about Bread and butter pudding which I hate!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:18, archived)
# I thought it might cheer you up
comforts of home, soothing mundane activity and all that.
Here's an interactive map of metal instead.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
# This is briliant !
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Liking this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 4:08, archived)
# The name wasn't great but their plastic-tackle keyring cover giveaway was excellent.*
*If your free testicular gift is missing please ask your newsagent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:17, archived)
# "I am sorry sir, there was a balls-up at the suppliers"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzoz2FgAOxE
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
# A highly underrated series!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
# Hang in there fella
it'll all come good in the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Cheers Dude
Came away with a G5 I've been enhancing for years, got about 4000 typefaces alone
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:32, archived)
# TITS or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:11, archived)
# I mean, hope you're okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Cheer up - remember the good times!
www.b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1804583
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:27, archived)
# I love you guys!!
x
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:21, archived)