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# Newsletter subjlols suggestions
write something funny and gay
in case there's a newsletter today
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Calling a ceasefire on spam, before repeatedly spamming your inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
# BUY MY MERCHANDISE - DBROON
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)
# It's like taking Ecstasy; but you're already dead inside.
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
# hitting your "inbox" when you least expect it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
# 8 hours late?
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Dishing out GUILTY verdicts like Savile dished out his "Shhh" lollipops.
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:53, archived)
# This site has been going for 13 years and we really wish we could stop now.
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Not legal tender in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER NOW TWINNED WITH BACUP PARISH CHURCH NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Something else to not read when your friends don't call.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:00, archived)
# "I read the shit out of this newsletter every week, it's amazing" - The Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Win a Bowl of Ebola in this weeks Tombola
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)
# More inaccuracies than an American and Israeli missle strike combined
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
# "Will go through you like ebola"
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# BEST NEWSLETTER 2005 - Newsletter review
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Ebola Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Best OMD song ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
# All the best bits
from two weeks ago.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Iraq War 2 special
see the bombing locations before they're gone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:34, archived)
# As free of spam as a Russian supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)
# WHY DO WE BOTHER WITH THIS SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:42, archived)
# because our lives are empty and worthless
and this constitutes entertainment and camaraderie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Also a sense of continuity in a post-post modern society where acceptance of the fact that nothing actually lasts has a far greater impact than the few isolated instances of things inspiring hope.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:54, archived)
# woa-ho-ho-hoah.
*takes another toke*
*explores knuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
# Grate. Just grate.
and post-lunch coma hits like a sack of wet aubergine
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
# I've got yer wet aubergine, right here bub

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:51, archived)
# s/he's been crying
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# You are receiving this newsletter as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this newsletter in order to alter the events you are seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Rob is bored of doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
# TLDR? follow us on twitter instead
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox like a floppy-haired buffon in an Uxbridge polling station.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
# BORIS JOHNSON TO EDIT B3TA NEWSLETTER - CRITICS QUESTION HIS COMMITMENT TO MAYORAL DUTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)
# AFRICAN SAFARI'S ON SPECIAL OFFER: 80% DISCOUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
# ISRAELI MILITARY TRYING HARD TO MATCH CONSERVATIVE RECORD ON DESTROYING SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:31, archived)
# BETTER LATE THAN CLEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Too subtle?
Nasty. British. Short. (and last relevant in 2007)


edit: or "Buy some coffee".
(nordelius, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:47, archived)
# See usvsthem.cunt
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:58, archived)
# b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)
# 4eva
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Now with added newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 23:41, archived)