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# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# I don't understand...
Are the legs magic ?
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Very
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
# My Dad has 2 wooden legs.
Real feet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
# how do they smell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Feet don't have noses!
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# haha! froggie's got weird noseless feet...
here's one of mine it's been described as roman
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# That IS disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:31, archived)
# *ignore 2.0s*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Nothing would appear on the popular page if you two 2.0'd each other...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# i don't really understand how the ignore 2.0 thing works
if someone puts me on ignore, they can still see my posts AND comment on them, but i can't see theirs..? is that right?

seems weird
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:45, archived)
# The idea is that you can't see them and they can't see you.
It's a horrifically broken system, cobbled together to pander to some weeping precious flowers on /qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# /qotw
What the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# A bunch of needy beakers posting in a vast daisychain circlejerk,
desperately seeking validation, usually by telling lies about events that didn't happen to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# I hear its worse than /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# fun sponge has me on ignore, but comments on my posts
very queer
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Queer?
I thought sponges were hermaphrodites.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
# that suggests he logs out comments and then logs in
it's an awful lot of effort just to be rude to someone and stupidly sort of makes ignore 2.0 worthwhile, because you can't see whatever it is he's gone to the trouble of saying.
No one wants ignore 2.0, but as long as people keep being shit to each other I imagine it'll stay.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Really?
2.0 is shit. Desperately shit. It excludes people from the conversation and interaction on here and has probably hurt the site overall.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# yup, I agree
Sorry, did an edit as you were replying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
# I'm starting to think we need to camp outside Rob's place
and demand he either sorts things out here or closes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# hang on... if he logs out he can't comment
perhaps he un-ignores me, then comments
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:09, archived)
# But surely you wouldn't see him unless you did the same, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# you can, I think it was hedgey who discovered it
Something about posting as you log in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# I think it was Shambles, mere seconds after it was introduced at the behest of the creepy necropaedononce from Down Under.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# haha who's the necropaedononce
That'd be a cracking username
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:25, archived)
# I'd post his username, but it gets you a permaban from the /qotw mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# nothing to do with me,
I heard about it from everyone else who'd already figured it out.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# It does?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# it did for me
now you're back on my unignored list
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Hooray! \o/
Thanks, matey! :D
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:43, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:47, archived)
# sorry fella, wasn't pointing a finger
You were the first person I heard about it from
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# out of interest, are you saying that you now agree ignore2.0 is shit?
You did seem to be sitting on the fence about it when the initial debate was bubbling away.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:42, archived)
# as I said I'd love to see it gone
But as long as people are trolling I think it serves some flawed use.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:50, archived)
# still sitting on the fence, then.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:06, archived)
# yup
same here, all very childish
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# It's ever such a grown-up website and we need to drum out the childish types.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha, true
I was talking about the feeble attempt at trying to be witty at others, when they can't see the mighty wit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:16, archived)
# there's a clear difference between b3ta banter
And hounding people repeatedly because you simply don't like their sense of humour or photoshop technique
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# -----> /talk
We look very wet and drippy compared to that fine community.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# sure /talk have fruity language and their own bantz
But I've not noticed them putting each other on ignore and then posting in those threads.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Maybe they've 2.0'd you too.
There's a fair bit of 2.0ing over there. Seriously, it's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:31, archived)
# to be fair, that's mainly people 2.0ing SpanishWombat.
... and to be fair, if ever one user (almost) justified the existence of ignore2.0, it's SpanishWombat.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
# I have to admit, SpanishNonce is the only user I have on 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# oh fucking hell, anyone who is upset by any of this needs to man/woman up [delete as applicable]
and remember it's just a silly website.

Being called rude names was part and parcel of the b3ta experience, before it was neutered and overrun by delicate little flowers who only like each other's posts because they're all such good lovely mates.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:18, archived)
# about fucking time,
you tardy wankstain
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Logging out to check if I'm posting then logging in to complain about me logging out and posting? Excellent
B3ta childish? Newsflash: B3ta has never been about artistic merit, you massive arsehole.

(See that childish bit? Prick.)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 6:38, archived)
# Can't see your reply wank sponge, because you got us all on ignore
and I wasn't referring to B3ta as being childish, you little prick
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:35, archived)
# how'd you make that effect again? I've been through everything twice in CS3...
cheers ears!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:29, archived)
# This is a work of great beauty and wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Oh MY GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Eeew!
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# ha ha fabulous!
....but I am not going to click 'I like this' until I can be assured that she wasn't harmed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:57, archived)
# I'm sorry I can assure you nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# that's really quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# You wanna see the stuff I don't post.
No maybe you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Oh shit, someone who might be as disturbed as I am?
noway!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Fuck me no
I'm not THAT bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Please
Don't do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Perfect for the thread! Made me laugh way too much. I'm in a silly mood I think
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# :D
one of the worst videos ever for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:09, archived)
# having seen the 'without music' one I now can't imagine it any other way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Embarrassingly awful!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
# faster, you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:26, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Excellent!
but it seems my hypothesis was wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:28, archived)
# I'm not going to click "I like this" until I have proof that you're a lovely fella
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# UPSET, ONLINE
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# that's special
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# So she does this all day whilst her husband works his ass off?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
#
clear opportunity to post the most useful bit
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# That bit only get's posted when Herman is around! :D
Truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Slightly late entry for the "Smoking" image competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Slightly?
Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Shhhhh.....if we keep quiet they won't notice...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Hey! You there!
Where's my free Cosby rape wallchart?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Oh fuck
I better 'really' make this :( Sorry. Keep 'em peeled though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:44, archived)
# I just made one.
No lie. :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:15, archived)
# howzabout a Cosby Rape Advent Calendar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:26, archived)
# This complies with the latest BBFC rules
:(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Don't tell me it's a PG
I wanted it to be a U
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# I'd click, but you're not my friend, so I won't
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# I have sweets
Oh no, I have sweat
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:33, archived)
# *clicks*
FP please
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:44, archived)
# I've eaten all the sweets!
I don't think you can unclick! Shit... what do we do?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:21, archived)
# This reminds me of some torsoless ladies I did a few years back that B3tards swallowed
Except, unlike yours, mine were well lazy and not animated.

Yours is hurting my eyes. This is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# All 8 :D
EDIT: MERRY FUCKING EVERYTHING :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:20, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Nine LIES NINE LIES NINE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:21, archived)
# Spider candles! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Fuck me! I'm on fire like a motherfucker!
Ta everyone. I may have to try and find time to make a picture later in honour of this arson.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# "I like no butts..."
Wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)