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# Who will be the first b3tan to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)
# You. You are the first to do it. FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)
# Stop being so silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:01, archived)
# ah fuck
so I have
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:25, archived)
# I'm sure you just did this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)
# but be quick about it because the battery life is very shor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:03, archived)
# not true
18 hours of CDC drawing fun, apparently (I assume that's what they mean by "typical use")
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:25, archived)
# heheh
Just seen about that. A watch with a one day battery is like something Reggie Perrin would have sold.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)
# My casio has a ten year battery....
Almost unlimited CDCs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:09, archived)
# five past one ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)
# five past six
number of pubes = hours
angle of CDC = minutes
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# This makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)
# I hope this product goes the way of Google Glass
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:49, archived)
# thought they were called glasses
google glass sounds like something they'd serve you a pint in which would also help settle pub arguments

Straight, handle or google glass ?
Google glass please ! Terry's mate is here and the little shit thinks he knows everything
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:09, archived)
# imma google glass his face if he doesn't shut up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:47, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 0:16, archived)
# Sums it up to a T.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:44, archived)
#
Ha it's funny because they bought a watch.

A WATCH!!!
(LokiMD, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
# This is just perfect
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 3:12, archived)
# To be fair
Wristwatches were invented because it was easier to glance at the time than to faff about taking out an old-fashioned pocket watch. People doing the same with phones now instead of wristwatches seemed like a big step backwards to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 10:28, archived)
# I don't think it will
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
# what could possibly go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:08, archived)
# Is this powered by the Fap Drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)
# no
but it does have faptic feedback
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)
# I DIDN'T THINK THAT THROUGH.
You can either watch pR0N or cut in on Madam Palm and her five sisters. Not a blurry both.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)
# just put it on the other wrist, or have you mastered the 'two hander'?
apologies if you only have one arm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)
# I have three cocks, you insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:40, archived)
# Oh.
Are they really using the apple symbol instead of writing the word "apple"?
Seems lazy. Especially as Stevie Jobbs was famous for caring so much about typography.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:33, archived)