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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Snooker Players - Play with their names, or their faces, or their balls
New films old games - Make Spectrum or C64 tie-ins for this years Oscar nominations
Expectation vs Reality - 2 panel jokes e.g. 1. The crafted Burger on a Fast food menu 2. The stacked mess you get in a box
Save Apple - iPhone sales are dropping, help the poor multi billion dollar company by inventing new gadgets


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:43, archived)
# this week i will be donating my vote to the b3tard with the most obscure fact.
failing that, then my vote will be sent overseas on a goodwill journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:20, archived)
# Hedy Lamarr helped develop a radio-controlled torpedo system
Still my favourite Wikipedia discovery to date
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:41, archived)
# that is pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:45, archived)
# the noise glaciers make when melting is called "bergy seltzer"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny2LBXWs_P0
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:53, archived)
# Bergy Seltzer
sounds like a Jewish jazz singer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:56, archived)
# you can fit a morrisons bought haggis in a tesco bought full chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:11, archived)
# sounds like a fun night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:15, archived)
# brb =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:14, archived)
# Every year on the 12th February
The Daily Telegraph newspaper posts a birthday greeting to Gromit, the plasticine dog
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:18, archived)
# well that's just daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:35, archived)
# The dog in 'The Littlest Hobo' was called London
youtu.be/lgGKSjiw0HQ
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# Slash has two kids, one of which is called London.
I'm not sure if they were named after afore mentioned dog or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:20, archived)
# Suicide is Painless - the title song for MASH
Turns out it was Altman's then 14 year old son who wrote the lyrics. This may or may not explain a lot.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:45, archived)
# bet he made a bunch of cash off that
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:02, archived)
# The new Star Wars is exactly the same as the first one
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:00, archived)
#
you can cut glass underwater with a pair of scissors
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:14, archived)
# Odobenine
look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:22, archived)
# "stacked mess in a box"
What's the most nsfw thing I can post without getting permabanned?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:28, archived)
# HA
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:38, archived)
# B or C
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:07, archived)
# B please bob
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:08, archived)
# Nah that's alright don't worry about it
Thanks all the same though
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:16, archived)
# It doesn't matter which is voted for because the shittest option available will be chosen
as usual

*grumpy*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:34, archived)
# does somebody need a soda?
hey champ? soda?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:46, archived)
# YES
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:11, archived)
# alright pumpkin
just chill your boots yeah, I'll go get a soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:13, archived)
#
thanks
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:18, archived)
# do you mean, you always vote for one no one else votes for?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:05, archived)
# Maybe
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:19, archived)
# Suggest a few you'd like.
It increases the probability of getting one you want, anyway.
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/

Also, I do wonder why no one (myself included) doesn't just run with the one they like the most regardless. Sure there's a weird psychological conditioning reason for that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:07, archived)
# You're right
I am going to just do the one I like most and compo it regardless
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Have my vote and cheer up :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:31, archived)
# cheers Hekim
I shall not waste it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:40, archived)
# Oo,
B or D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:41, archived)
# expectations
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:48, archived)
# B and I've pissed mesen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Snooker
I wouldn't understand a thing unless people also post the names of the players but seems ripe for puns.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
# F please
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:23, archived)