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# Anyone got any good ideas for an image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:04, archived)
# Big feet. For Pedro.
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:55, archived)
# Thank you for obeying
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah give b3tans a vote again
When this shite was good
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)
# What 4 suggestions do you want them to choose between?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:05, archived)
# Hmmmm

1 - Movies - if the nazis won the war

B - 80s stuff if the world was 'woke' back then

iii - Drawing challenge (ask pedro for more info)

Other one- Lesbians



(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
# Christ you are the most middle aged man ever.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:11, archived)
#
1 Would probably create memes for actual nazis, unfortunately. Erm... *tries to expand on the idea* I guess we could do a opposite films again, as that was about 15 years ago and most entries are borked.

2 Usually "modernise" works in place of "woke" to stop it going all Richard Littlejohn. 80s stuff wasn't particularly unwoke, though, was it?

3 Convince me, Pedro.

4 This would win in a vote, which is why voting doesn't work. People vote for the LOL one, not the one that they actually could make entries for.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:16, archived)
# 5 words describe how unwoke the 80s were:
Big Trouble in Little China
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:03, archived)
# Not sure what point you think you're making with this.
Searching for Little China reveals a shit-tonne of restaurants with that name, a political ideology at times popular in Vietnam, Korea and Japan, and various Chinatowns and Chinese Quarters in various towns and cities across the world.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11410789
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:56, archived)
# No, my stretchy jeaned m8y.
I am being a gatekeeper of true wokery and keeping the gammon culture warriors in their place because I am a woketard SJW communist card carrying Jew lover. Get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:29, archived)
# Ignores
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:00, archived)
# Finally.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:32, archived)
# HE'S STARTING ON PEDRO NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)
# 1.The US elections
2. eBay listings from scifi universes
3. bird media
4. invisible simpsons
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)
# Kittens on skateboards
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)
# Lesbians
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
# Cor!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:38, archived)
# Fandoms at War - with themselves / each other / the object of their fanaticism / the rest of the world
Or

Musk for a Day - what would you do if you had the money and resources of Musk or similar Billion-having turbocunt for a single day?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:34, archived)
# Animals Farming
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
# Totally mis-cast famous film roles…
…Bill Murray is Indiana Jones, Charles Hawtrey is Quint…
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
# Multiple stock piled images at the ready
;)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:38, archived)
# Potential in this.
Want new pics, though!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:31, archived)
# Make it so it has to be a misheard name error
"Oh bugger, we gave the Mission Impossible role to Tom Baker not Tom Cruise"
(plankton, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:54, archived)
# That would be a nice and easy one to enter, at least.
Whether it would be funny is another matter!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 12:26, archived)
# Can you not just insist on new pics and ban anyone who reposts their entire back catalogue?
I mean, you could.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:35, archived)
# I don't personally mind old ones that fit the brief.
Would rather those with a tenuous connection to the rules at least be new, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:43, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)
# Iceland supermarket ready meal ideas
Because they will do any old weird shit.
(Killbo Fraggins, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
# Russian Influence
What have those pesky Russians been influencing now? TV shows, ads. books, groceries, pets... you name it, Putin has tried to make it destabilise the West.
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
# Got any examples of the sort of thing you mean?
I like the copy but not sure how it would work as an image compo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:30, archived)
# Dad's army deploying novochok for shits and giggles
Britain's got talent contestants who are competitive vodka drinkers
Mr Blobbski
Jeremy Corbin returns in 2038 for is 4th term as the new ultimate premier of the UK
Threads the sitcom
Putin learning the chords to Killing In The Name
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:54, archived)
# I'll be honest I have barely thought this through
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:26, archived)
# Pop Star second jobs
Things aren't so good for some old pop stars nowadays, so how do they earn a crust on the side? Shakin Stevens door paint salesman, Gary Numan Car Valeting, Vanilla Ice cream van driver etc.
(plankton, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)
# The "everything has bindun" problem, I'm afraid.
b3ta.com/challenge/popstarjobs/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:04, archived)
# Animal, Vegetable, Mineral
pick one or two and make the third from it: rabbits made from carrots, leeks with fur and geode interiors, the kind of thing Human Descent used to make
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:08, archived)
# I like this.
Proper old-school b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:33, archived)
# Mullets
They're back, for some unfathomable reason. Give celebrities, politicians, animals and inanimate objects the ape drape
(rogerzilla, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:15, archived)
# Back to Skool
That time of year again, so show us the school or university fresher days of the famous or infamous.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:34, archived)
# FAUNA 2.0: Redesign animals so they make more sense
or less sense
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:40, archived)
# Democracy is rubbish these days. Come up with a viable alternative, and show us via the medium of photoshop!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:35, archived)
# Change a letter Nazis
Adolf Hatler! Joseph Goerbels! Hermann Böring! Heinrich Rimmler!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:06, archived)
# There MUST be a German porn star called Heinrich Rimmler
especially given their penchant for bum fun
(rogerzilla, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)
# Yes.
"Dave Trouser"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:17, archived)