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# oooh
long-winded-bollox!

Go! Go! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# do you want to buy my
hair?Edit: SOMEONE HAS BID! YAAAAAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# who will buy?


    who will buy?





                    who will buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# ...
WHO WILL BUY?
WHO WILL BU
WHO WILL
WHO WIL
WHO W
WHO
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WHO
WHO W
WHO WIL
WHO WILL
WHO WILL BU
WHO WILL BUY?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# i can be certain of who will not buy.
me.
Or you come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# i am tempted
to buy and sellotape clumps of the hair to random lampposts around london, just to confuse people.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# remember:
the money goes straight to b3ta, therefore you are basically just sending the money straight back to yourself!*


*sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# TIP:
If you sell it to a london bidder then they can hand deliver the money to Rob...Saving you postage to Rob youself...which means an extra 20 summat pence could be donated towards b3ta! as you wouldn't have to buy a stamp to send the money all the way back to London! See what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Cunning.
But how would I know that the bidder would give the money to rob?
The winner might not be a b3tan (you never know)

and how am i meant to get away with the cash if i do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:26, archived)
# you could use your own hair
but i doubt you'll ever come across such an economy-sized pack ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# SSG's hair is longer than mine
and i would miss it if i left it all alone stuck to lamp posts.

*considers a bid*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# BID NOW
/shock tactics
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:23, archived)
# hmm
i'll sleep on it.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:28, archived)
# are you planning on using my hair
as pillow stuffing?
Innovative.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:29, archived)
# I just have!
I reckon a newsletter mention will make it go for an amusingly high amount. But I've been wrong before! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Or use it as
natural hair extension!

Come on! you know you want some fine ginger hair!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ITS NOT GINGER!
as you will see if you are the winning bidder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# what are you going to do
if the winning bidder dyes it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha!
almost worth buying it just for that!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I bet
you're gonna use the money to buy some hair dye so it's not Ginger when you send it to the winner!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# You missed
WH
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# It's true
and if you add a 'y' you have wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# no
it's meant to be breast shaped
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# apologies
my nork sense was switched off
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nork sense switched off?
what's wrong with you man?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Madonna's?
They look very pointy!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# ascii boobies
it's the digital future
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# if ascii boobies are the future
i would rather have the past. ascii just doesn't have that nice squishy quality to it.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
you said 'rather'...

...oh:-/
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:30, archived)
# You know who's got lovely boobies?
Avril Lavigne.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 8 May 2003, 1:32, archived)
# *rolls eyes, sighs deeply*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hehehehe
The second I read the word 'Avril' I knew what was coming:)

Makes me laugh every time it does:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:37, archived)
# still my first
and only fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Hehehe
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 8 May 2003, 1:40, archived)
# don't say that.
She is a cunt.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:33, archived)
# this statement
may make me more likely to buy your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i would like a hot chocolate
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Wasn't meeeeeeeeeee...
XP
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# oh yeh?
OH YEH?
Well.
85p to go to b3ta, at least.
Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah,
and dogsbollocks gets a big pile of hair on his doorstep.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# :oB
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# you should
pretend you are a beautiful lady, that should push the price up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# what's to say that deep down
i'm not?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# deep down
isn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Dave?
Wanna buy some hair dave?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# No
I have plenty
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Fair enough
Just checking
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 8 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# *talks really fast*
Bidding starts at one pound
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Oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# this is hot property.
bid now at £1.20
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# bidding now at 1.20
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(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:22, archived)
# bid-up.tv
would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmm sophia raafat
or whatever she's called, that husky-voiced little minx
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Well.
That, if I'm not mistaken in a fabrege EGG. which is a bit like and easter egg. Which is also a secret area in a film or game or something. And he is also a mr potatohead. Mr. Potatohead is in the film TOY STORY. Woody the cowboy gets stuck under a crate with BINFORD written on the side of it in TOY STORY. Another character in toy story is called Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyears voice was actually TIM ALLEN, who starred in a tv show caleld Home Improvement about a guy who had a tv show sponsored by a company called BINFORD.


weird.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Disney Eggs
Does this lead to Velma being the center of the cartoon universe?

I can never find any in the Emporer's new Groove.

Anybody know of any?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# The Emperor's Camel
Toe?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# hmmm...
What about Pacha's sac?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# in
the borrowers you can see some girl's snatch apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Yes
a self contained load of bollox ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Or just a deliberate in-joke by the animators.
I liked the fact that the book shelf had the Computer Graphics Fundamentals book on it (plus other classic GC tomes).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# pixar
put the same ball in every film cos it was the star one of their first 3d animated films.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:15, archived)