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# Fabergé Potato

spoilt kid's toy
, Thu 8 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hey! I've got a very long winded
load of bollox I could tell you about that, if you want.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# oooh
long-winded-bollox!

Go! Go! Go!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# do you want to buy my
hair?Edit: SOMEONE HAS BID! YAAAAAY.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# who will buy?


who will buy?





who will buy?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# ...
WHO WILL BUY?
WHO WILL BU
WHO WILL
WHO WIL
WHO W
WHO
W
WHO
WHO W
WHO WIL
WHO WILL
WHO WILL BU
WHO WILL BUY?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# i can be certain of who will not buy.
me.
Or you come to think of it.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# i am tempted
to buy and sellotape clumps of the hair to random lampposts around london, just to confuse people.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# remember:
the money goes straight to b3ta, therefore you are basically just sending the money straight back to yourself!*


*sort of
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# TIP:
If you sell it to a london bidder then they can hand deliver the money to Rob...Saving you postage to Rob youself...which means an extra 20 summat pence could be donated towards b3ta! as you wouldn't have to buy a stamp to send the money all the way back to London! See what I mean?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Cunning.
But how would I know that the bidder would give the money to rob?
The winner might not be a b3tan (you never know)

and how am i meant to get away with the cash if i do that?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:26, archived)
# you could use your own hair
but i doubt you'll ever come across such an economy-sized pack ever again.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# SSG's hair is longer than mine
and i would miss it if i left it all alone stuck to lamp posts.

*considers a bid*
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# BID NOW
/shock tactics
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:23, archived)
# hmm
i'll sleep on it.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:28, archived)
# are you planning on using my hair
as pillow stuffing?
Innovative.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:29, archived)
# I just have!
I reckon a newsletter mention will make it go for an amusingly high amount. But I've been wrong before! :O)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Or use it as
natural hair extension!

Come on! you know you want some fine ginger hair!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ITS NOT GINGER!
as you will see if you are the winning bidder.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# what are you going to do
if the winning bidder dyes it?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha!
almost worth buying it just for that!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I bet
you're gonna use the money to buy some hair dye so it's not Ginger when you send it to the winner!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# You missed
WH
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# It's true
and if you add a 'y' you have wyh
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# no
it's meant to be breast shaped
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# apologies
my nork sense was switched off
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nork sense switched off?
what's wrong with you man?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Madonna's?
They look very pointy!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# ascii boobies
it's the digital future
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# if ascii boobies are the future
i would rather have the past. ascii just doesn't have that nice squishy quality to it.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
you said 'rather'...

...oh:-/
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:30, archived)
# You know who's got lovely boobies?
Avril Lavigne.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:32, archived)
# *rolls eyes, sighs deeply*
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hehehehe
The second I read the word 'Avril' I knew what was coming:)

Makes me laugh every time it does:)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:37, archived)
# still my first
and only fp :)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Hehehe
Thank you
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:40, archived)
# don't say that.
She is a cunt.
FACT.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:33, archived)
# this statement
may make me more likely to buy your hair.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i would like a hot chocolate
thank you
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# was it you?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Wasn't meeeeeeeeeee...
XP
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# oh yeh?
OH YEH?
Well.
85p to go to b3ta, at least.
Hurrah.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah,
and dogsbollocks gets a big pile of hair on his doorstep.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# :oB
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# lol
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# you should
pretend you are a beautiful lady, that should push the price up ;)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# what's to say that deep down
i'm not?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# deep down
isn't everyone?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Dave?
Wanna buy some hair dave?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# No
I have plenty
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Fair enough
Just checking
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# *talks really fast*
Bidding starts at one pound
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Oh fuck it
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# this is hot property.
bid now at 1.20
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# bidding now at 1.20
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, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:22, archived)
# bid-up.tv
would be proud
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmm sophia raafat
or whatever she's called, that husky-voiced little minx
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Well.
That, if I'm not mistaken in a fabrege EGG. which is a bit like and easter egg. Which is also a secret area in a film or game or something. And he is also a mr potatohead. Mr. Potatohead is in the film TOY STORY. Woody the cowboy gets stuck under a crate with BINFORD written on the side of it in TOY STORY. Another character in toy story is called Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyears voice was actually TIM ALLEN, who starred in a tv show caleld Home Improvement about a guy who had a tv show sponsored by a company called BINFORD.


weird.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Disney Eggs
Does this lead to Velma being the center of the cartoon universe?

I can never find any in the Emporer's new Groove.

Anybody know of any?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# The Emperor's Camel
Toe?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# hmmm...
What about Pacha's sac?
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# in
the borrowers you can see some girl's snatch apparantly.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Yes
a self contained load of bollox ;)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Or just a deliberate in-joke by the animators.
I liked the fact that the book shelf had the Computer Graphics Fundamentals book on it (plus other classic GC tomes).
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# pixar
put the same ball in every film cos it was the star one of their first 3d animated films.
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# wooo
tops
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# woo
great!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# snorkle!
hehe
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# like
it :)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# woo!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Fabrege'
That is brilliant! If I had access to any of my woo yays (here at work I cannot) I would indeed give you one.

so WOO and a YAY!
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Woo to that:)
Evening all:)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha...
yay... :-)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# that's great
and reminds me of Dame Edna
, Thu 8 May 2003, 3:26, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant :)
, Thu 8 May 2003, 9:42, archived)