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Can I please just at this point say

'nuance'?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

u aint all that

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

u all hat

and no trousers

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

u aint even hat

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

i think you'll find it

u are not even hat.

at least speak in a correct fashion, you lower class pleb.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

you can take the boy out of gloucestershire

but you can't take the gloucestershire out of the boy, you snob

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

i'm from essex

originally.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

hahaha

essex boy!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

at least i'm not welsh

(and i'm still in gloucestershire at the moment, so i've not been taken out of it)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Hoi!

Watch it you...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

lets gang up on him

grab his arms...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

And you turncoat

or I'll whip you both with me Ben Sherman shirt and slap you about the face with me Burberry cap.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

only

if I can say "frangepan"

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Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

and i can say

"scintillation"

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

I'll take

"dirigible"

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wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

a good choice sir

and it's on special this week, only £3450, so if you like to follow me to the cash register.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

can i have

"whiskers" please?

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atomboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

dribble what?

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

defenistration for five please bob

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tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

callipygian

for me

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

haha!

good call

i like borborygmic

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

nice word

nicely used

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

hmm.

I'll have "froward" if I may.

Boring story - in a seminar at uni we had to pick a word to sum up the themes we wanted to discuss in a certain play. The person before me said "Can I have gender please?", which was what I was going to say, so without thinking I said "Okay then, can I have sex please?"

Much hilarity ensued.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

did they say

yes or no?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

The incredibly camp tutor said

"Ooh darling, if you must!"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

ha ha ha

so did you?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

*sigh*

No. No, I can officially confirm that I didn't.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

and did you have sex in the seminar or not?

or did you find a broom cupboard in the hallway?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

carry on

lecturing

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rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

Can I have 'credentials'?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

you have to work hard to get them and they come in many different flavours.

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

I find "dais"

to be appropriate in these situations.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

Really?

I find that squamous never fails.

(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)