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# even though it's not...
say what you see.


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(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)
# tj
dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)
# tf
surely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)
# only if you spell
jack with an F
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# it has a silent 'q',
as in rhubarb.

/michael rosen

edit: is he referring to your and new_matt's earlier pedantry regarding the correct name of the flag depending on whether it's at sea?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I dunno
but it would make the original picture make no sense.
It could be though, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I thought he meant
thread flag...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Thread
Jack
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yes
but in his tf thing, I thought it stood for thread flag.
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# that is
what i meant, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# re: say what u see
british roll? british cans? duno give up :*(
(metalixs, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'd wipe my arse
on flags of the world toilet paper, what a great idea, best seller would obviously be the stars and stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# or the arse and stripes
.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# heheheheheh
I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Oh I
want stars & stripes toilet paper so I can do to their flag what they are doing to the rest of the world AND their own people...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)
# what?
Chewing it up and throwing it at the ceiling?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)
# err
yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# huzzah
the ceiling of my 2JB form room remembers me well.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# wow!
you are the person that does that...

so do you know the girl that stuffs all the bog roll down the toilet in clubs? Is it the same girl that lights it in its holder, you know, just to be really useful?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# that
is quite inspirationally a good a idea.

i'd buy stars and stripes bog roll
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# i
used to have some with thatchers face on it.
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# hehehe
i dont think i could go as far as to have a likeness of her in my house. Milk will disappear and my toilet would get privatised.
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# i hate all this toss
oooh if we lose the pound we won't be able to make desicions concerning out own interest rates bull blah national spunk etc. etc. WE DONT MAKE ANY DECISIONS SOME CNUTS IN DOWNINGSTREET DO, WHY DO I CARE IF IT IS SOME TWAT IN BRUSSELS INSTEAD??????????? EH>? ...
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Calm, calm...
Here, have a downer ;)

Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzedex.
Street: The Embalmer.
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Balls!
I'll swallow it and run a mile.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Cool your boots man.
This pill's valued at two quid. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# That's so last year -
you need some protothalmicbenzotriethylkeramphetmine...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
gerbil tranquillizer
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Two Quid?
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# If i spike you,
you'll know you've been spoken to...
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# because
(and I'm crediting you with being old enough to, even though you don't seem to be)

You can vote our cnuts out of office.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# errr
can you?

I can't see any evidence of that. Surely the definition of being in office is a lying cheating two faced snakemouthed lizard sucking ball faced cnut?

foams at mouth... and stops getting all troll like
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Actually we can't
Interest rates are set by Eddie George at the Bank of England. However, he ought to be setting for the good of British business therefore he ought to be better than some other unelected cunt in Brussells.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# not going to work is it?
Labour are a big pile of arseholes, but nobody wants the conservatives back & the Liberals have never had power (apparently).

So the vote is really going to change things isn't it.

Bloody politics in this country is screwed.. almost got a 1 party system now.

however i've always voted Liberal, and they have ben in power before & more times than the labour party ever have.
Want to change things? Vote Liberal.
/politics
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# yea
ive done that, i tried i a cabbage eating commie once upon time.
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# you appear
to have gone off on a non sequitous rant there
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# oooh
get you with your a-level, can you now explain that word to sunreadingsheepshaggingmonkeyspunkingbumming dumbasses like myself please.
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)