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# She wants it


I was wanking as I made this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i bet you were
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# This will be mindpiss


But I would.

Again and again and again, I would.
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# yes
so would I.

I would.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I'll take the one on the left.
She's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# are
they siamese twins?
(Ihaveagirlfriend, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Doesn't matter to me.
They're fit enough to pull it off. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I like their lipgloss
woo. tongue-ness.
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# The words Village
and Bicycle spring to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Problem with
that being?
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I don't mind. As long as it's not like sticking your
cock out of the window and fucking the street, we'll get along famously.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# "Doing a Neil Armstrong"
It's like waving a flag in space.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Fanny like a:
1) clown's pocket
2) wizard's sleeve
3) yeti's welly top
4) badly packed kebab
5) big capacious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# OR
6) a furtrapper's hat
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# bill posters bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# ewwwwww
...unless...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i think
you are welcome to the potato-faced wellands
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Aye
They is mingers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Really?
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# yes, she probably does
who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I dunno....
They are on this page
windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Thgere is not a single one
who I wouldn't have to ask for ID first.

Even then, I'd probably get chased by her irate pikey father trying to get me to marry her.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I agree about the id
but to be honest none of them interest me that much...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Keeerrist
you ain't wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# blimey.
i would, many times over...

edit : err, and what supermoore said ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# psssst, any places left for tuesday night?
my work jaunt's just been cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# my
WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i hate to admit it
but i've got that page bookmarked already...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha
me too. in fact, i don't know my moore's professing ignorance, as i sent it to him yonks back.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# funnily enough i got it through the randimaginator
i knew it would come in useful at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# wow
what stylish painted on eyebrows and jayleno chin(s) that one on the right has!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I might be alone here....
but I wouldn't....



...ahh who am i kidding.
(Onions, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hello :)
how much did you say you wanted for the bearguin?
I deleted the m3ssag3 !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# err i think
it was 12 (tenner plus 2 for packing and posting). cuz it was less complicated than bees. i'll have to go out and buy a jiffy bag now...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# did
I give you my address?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# eyebrows like that scare me
I can think of no reason for it other than she used to have a total monobrow and had all her facial hair removed by surgical electrolysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
love that! I said the eyebrows need doing but I did not expect them!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Hopefully
Solly or Kitty meow meow will be able to supply a photo of me with a rather dashing moustache from last night and I shall do a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
*fits of giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well you should have
animated the eyebrows too. They are so so in need of shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# porn
foreheads
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# What's the one on the left looking at?
(This, one would hope.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)