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# She wants it


I was wanking as I made this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i bet you were
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# This will be mindpiss


But I would.

Again and again and again, I would.
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# yes
so would I.

I would.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I'll take the one on the left.
She's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# are
they siamese twins?
(Ihaveagirlfriend, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Doesn't matter to me.
They're fit enough to pull it off. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I like their lipgloss
woo. tongue-ness.
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# The words Village
and Bicycle spring to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Problem with
that being?
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I don't mind. As long as it's not like sticking your
cock out of the window and fucking the street, we'll get along famously.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# "Doing a Neil Armstrong"
It's like waving a flag in space.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Fanny like a:
1) clown's pocket
2) wizard's sleeve
3) yeti's welly top
4) badly packed kebab
5) big capacious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# OR
6) a furtrapper's hat
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# bill posters bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# ewwwwww
...unless...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i think
you are welcome to the potato-faced wellands
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Aye
They is mingers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Really?
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# yes, she probably does
who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I dunno....
They are on this page
windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Thgere is not a single one
who I wouldn't have to ask for ID first.

Even then, I'd probably get chased by her irate pikey father trying to get me to marry her.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I agree about the id
but to be honest none of them interest me that much...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Keeerrist
you ain't wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# blimey.
i would, many times over...

edit : err, and what supermoore said ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# psssst, any places left for tuesday night?
my work jaunt's just been cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# my
WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i hate to admit it
but i've got that page bookmarked already...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha
me too. in fact, i don't know my moore's professing ignorance, as i sent it to him yonks back.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# funnily enough i got it through the randimaginator
i knew it would come in useful at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# wow
what stylish painted on eyebrows and jayleno chin(s) that one on the right has!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I might be alone here....
but I wouldn't....



...ahh who am i kidding.
(Onions, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hello :)
how much did you say you wanted for the bearguin?
I deleted the m3ssag3 !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# err i think
it was 12 (tenner plus 2 for packing and posting). cuz it was less complicated than bees. i'll have to go out and buy a jiffy bag now...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# did
I give you my address?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# eyebrows like that scare me
I can think of no reason for it other than she used to have a total monobrow and had all her facial hair removed by surgical electrolysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
love that! I said the eyebrows need doing but I did not expect them!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Hopefully
Solly or Kitty meow meow will be able to supply a photo of me with a rather dashing moustache from last night and I shall do a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
*fits of giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well you should have
animated the eyebrows too. They are so so in need of shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# porn
foreheads
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# What's the one on the left looking at?
(This, one would hope.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)