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# The Catharsis continues:
BINT!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Speaking of people who shouldn't be on the telly,
Terry and Gabby Show starts in a couple of minutes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I bet Gabby
is a good shag though. Terry probably knows.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yeah
I bet Gabby is filthy, utterly, utterly filthy!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Hang on, it's not on till 11.
I thought Isthisyou said he would be on at 10:15.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Bugger!
I forgot to set the video!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# You need
more gelatine, and whisk it harder.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# WHISK IT!
WHISK IT HARD!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I can't see who she is
Go on - give us a clue
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Kate Lawler
BB2 winner with delusions of adequacy who hosts Ri:Se in the mornings.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# 3
winner
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Oooooh
We have a fan?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# no, just an inordinate amount of meaningless information
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Don't you hate that?
I realised last night how much crap was in my head when I watched "the curse of blue peter" and "the a-z of celebrity nudity" and realised that I was able to predict everything to my g/f before it came on.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# i found out the other day
that i know all the words to the theme tune to the fresh prince of bel-air.

i didn't know that i knew it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# And the middle 8
for different strokes...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# like
it matters.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Is she on the telly still?
For fucks sake.......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# i do believe
she's on RI:SE
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Incase you missed it further down
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# well done for putting me up front
why?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# It's fairly random to be honest.
I think we'll be playing in the famous 1-10 headless chicken formation.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTT !!!!!!!!!........
..........just practising
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# i was thinking last night, actually
the last time i played a proper game of footy i started at left back and was cack. then i switched to right-wing and scored two and set up a third insinde the next five minutes.

this might have been because they'd changed their left-back as well - who's to know?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Yay
Right back for me!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# a dangerous position
if ever there were one
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I'm probably up for that too
if you need more players
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Good man.
Hoping for a big squad to allow rolling subs, seeing as it's the day after the bash......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# and then if popbitch aren't up for it
we can have a b3ta v b3ta game...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# But...
I still would though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# you and me both
(just not at the same time..)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# she might
if you ask her nicely.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# It's got a whiff
of Popbitch about it this campaign of yours.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# mindpiss!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Nah. But you have a point. It is fun though. I think this is more b3tan, saying that they were kiddy-fiddlers would be pop biatch!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Speaking of popbitch.
I went outside for a fag, and mid drag I turned round to be confronted by the woman who plays Gail in Corrie walking past me. At this point every jok Jim Shelly ever made about her looking like a cut mushroom or a patronising pigeon came flooding back, and I spluttered, choked, and ended up doubled up on the pavement wheezing. She looked rather alarmed and scurried off.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you charmer.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Pfft.
I read that as 'cunt mushroom', which doesn't even bear worth thinking about.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Everyone on
TV is a kiddy fiddler. It's a requirement for the job.

I don't find it that funny, that's all.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Ooooh!
I'll stop then.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# take no notice of me
I never do
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# who?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# let it go.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# But... but...
She was a person they interviewed for Sky One's 'Weren't the nineties great? Let's have a cheap programme full of stuff from three years ago and interview z list celebrities' show, ergo she must be important and knowledgable.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# *cough*
Kate Thornton

*cough*

*stab*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# she is so useless
she makes Ian Lee look clever
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I quite like seeing her on the telly in the morning
Am I alone in this?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# She angers me....
...but you occasionally get to see her under-crackers, which is nice.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I would.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hurrah for nora batty!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# She gets
me UP in the morning
fnaarfnaar
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# look:
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# bum bum bum
aiiiee aii
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Well
that tune's stuck in my head now...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# mine too - arrrrse
nice time in france?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Pretty good!
spent too much on funky tshirts though!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)