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# I know it's not the done thing but...........
aI need some potatoeshop help. A friend has asked me to put his girlfriends head on a large breasted topless body but I can't get the colurs of the face to match the body colour and it looks really shit.

If any b3tsand feel in a generous mood today and fancy doing me a favour I would be deeply indebted to you.

Please mail me at jason at dialus dot net and I can send the piccy of the girlfriend over.

I will be recieving free beers for this and I will endevour to pass them on at the next b3ta bash.

Fanks.

Jason
(Badger Stuffer, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# blah blah blah
bitches?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# oh
dear.
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# ooh!
gazelle!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# oooh!
Gnu!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# ahhh!
wallaby
damnit
(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Damn!
marsupials trump grazers :(
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# in that case i raise you a
kangeroo
(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# My last card is a
Pigeon - lowest of the lot. you win!


I fuckin hate Pigeons.
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# whoot!
:P
(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# sounds painful
i get farts like that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# arf
8¬D
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# That sounds absolutely
hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Anyway,
Image->Adjust->Colour Balance. If you can't do it with that, then you're some sort of retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# oh be fluffy
you grumpy chuffnut
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Fuck off.
I told him how to do it. I could just have called him a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# alright alright
i spose you did try.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# that is fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Couldn't your mate
just take a picture of his girlfriend with her own baps out?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# hah!
only someone with a filthy mind would think of such a thing
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# sounds
a reasonable request....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# As long as he posts the image on here.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# yes...
more norks....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Why doesn'yt he just get her pregnent, and take a photo of her with her top off?
That would solve all your problems.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# why doesn't your mate
just take a picture of his girlfriend naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# has your friend tried
beer goggles?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# b3tsand?
???
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# thats what you get on the b3tbeach!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# try a different model
or try and fill the body with a very transparent shade of skin colour to match.

play around.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Helpful advice removed
due to ungrateful bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# really wanna see those fingers
*waggles finger*
(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I know it's not nice to ask anyone to be a potatoeshop bitch.
(Badger Stuffer, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# what you need to do is
go to your nearest DIY store and buy some paint the same colour as the skin of the naked woman in the photo. ~Then paint your mates girl's face, then take the photo again.

Simple
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
helpful, and informative :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# if you're sticking
the head on as another layer, you should just be able to play around with the rgb colour levels, the brightness and contrast, and the hue and saturation on that layer. Or that works for animal headswaps anyway. I imagine it works on people as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# It does,
see my post...which has been ignored.
BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i noticed it
and i thought 'what a lovely helpful chap that bovine is'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# At least someone
did, Mr Stuffer didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hee hee!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# THANKS GUYS AND GIRLS
Having a play with the layers and colours now.

Thanks again.

Yay.
(Badger Stuffer, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)