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[challenge entry] oooh oooh afternoon all!
I can repost for the compo too!! Silly pic courtesy of Weirdlittlebiscuit...

and you can blame JustHere for suggesting I post all three when I asked him which one he reckoned would be best...

From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I hope your all happy now.
You have turned me crazy as a loon.
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# you say you're male
but in another thread you describe yourself as female
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I am both
i have serious issues with gender acceptance. i have a penis, but also a pair of tits. i have a nice arse, but its hairy and i lactate when i hear a bus pull out from the curb.
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that would
make you male
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# his name
is Robert Polson
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# sounds very male to me,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# No!
How
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# And he would have gotten away with trolling too,
if not for you pesky b3tans...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# his name
is Robert Polson.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Now come on
its not fair you knowing that. How did you find out.
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# you are weird
really really really weird
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# not as weird
as having a beard up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I...suppose so
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# his name
is Robert Polson
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# his name IS
Robert Polson
(Marwood, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
#
his NAME is
Robert Polson!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# is it?
i've forgotten all the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# there's only 2
how can you forget just 2 rules?

I am Jack's poor memory
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I am Jacks split sides
(Marwood, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I AM JACK'S
THROBBING ERECTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I AM BRIAN BLESSED!
(Marwood, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahahehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# there's more than 2 rules
it's just the first 2 are the same
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# MY NAME.....
... IS ROBERT POLSON..... umm.. no.... Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# that would be clever
considering ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# "You're" happy,
Professor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Do you have a point to make?
B3ta is not really the place to argue these things, but I will happily meet you to debate anything you like.

Just tell me where and when.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# where is best for you
friend?

(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Quite franky...
...anwhere on the UK mainland.

I can get there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# how about
concert square in Liverpool?
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# OK
when?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Any time i live just round the corner.
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# My email address is in my profile
mail me and I can arrange a time with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Good.
I have allways wanted to meet a b3tan. I tell you what, if you come on a wednesday its student night. Lots of cheap beer.
(megaladon, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# *cough* you're *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# if you don't want to be insulted,
don't be such a cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I'm fucking ecstatic.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# you're a restless boy in a restless town
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# arf!
again with posting your norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I'm not
complaining.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# well
it's a Sunday :) Sunday is norkday. and anyway, I'm all lonely, my hubby's at the airport about to fly off to Germany on business :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# So just the four of you in the house then?
You, the ratbag and your norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# heh yeah
but this morning there were four adults, two toddlers and a bump... so I'm feeling doubly loney from having people here for the weekend who've gone
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# aww
my hubby's just got back from his mum's in New York so i'm a bit happy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# mmm...
lonely housewives...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# how about lonely pixies?
/wanting hugs and cunnilingus
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# mmmmmmm...
lonely pixies...
mmmmmm....
cunnilingus...
/faints with a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# an interesting
combination ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# i'm wondering quite how it works.
mmmmm.
i think i might need to go and be alone for a bit while i think about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# either
you hug her legs or you 69
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# *looks up at monitor*
*faints with smile again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# i'm willing to experiment
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# mrs pixie
are you trying to seduce me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# no, just flirting
and that's ms. thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Apologies ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Noooooooooooooorks.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i think
he's free!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# He he he...
...hooray for the campest man in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I beg
to differ... you've met Mr Viper... even gay men won't accept that he's straight, declaring "you're not straight, you just don't sleep with men" cos he's more camp than they are
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# He he he...
...can't he use his evil magic on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# he's more than happy
to be camp, and counters with "gay men do not have the monopoly on being camp".

He's taken two packs of cards to Germany with him...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I have to agree with that...
...I like to think that being camp or being a big poof are completely seperate from one's sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# how does he compare
with spacefish?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Ah...
...but Spacefish is a cyborg.

That negates campness and just makes him fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# well
he dresses like a bloke, but his innate campness far exceeds Spacefish's
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# bloody hell
no wonder he doesnt want to have sex with you then
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# he's starting to get the hang of the idea
though the last two nights he's clumsily hurt me and completely spoiled the mood. Friday night he cut my leg and last night... you don't wanna know ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I always hear the Charleston in the background
when I see that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# mmmm.
norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] a perfect excuse
to do likewise

(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)