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# Arse Clock?
Cows With Guns

(Mornin' all!)
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Yes
but lovely.

Spacefish did a version too (which I like better to be honest)... no doubt you could search for the URL
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Indeed
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/cowswithguns.html
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i've no idea why i thought
"hang on, spacefish's real name isn't dana, is it?"

i am easily confused
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# is db here yet?
oh dear

uk.news.yahoo.com/030924/325/e99ik.html

morning all. who wants to see my monkey?

[edit] ps, that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Show me the monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] it amused me when i was drunk
www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/dance/dave.html
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# heee hee hee hee
that's top fun that is.
also, best domain name ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I made this last night,


which took much longer than it should.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# its shit.
by the way, do you know there was discussion between certain board members about suggesting me n you as mods to deal with trolls?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
that's the worst idea i've ever heard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# its so bad, its good.....
think about it. Its such a spectacularly bad decision, itd work.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# i think baz's bilious attacks are funny as they are
we should all be mods for a day and see what devastation is caused...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I imagine it would probably lead to the destruction of the entire internet.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Nothing would remain posted for l;ong....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Nah, being a mod means you can't be a cunt to people.
Although it didn't stop Dr Phil posting this about Wh1teLeppard:

she's lovely and fluffy folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# That was relevant to the thread.
And not at all gratuitous. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I still would be...
I'd like to think the power wouldnt change me....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# that would be a bit of a limitation
though I was shocked to see you being so kind and helpful last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Yes, top idea.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# mmm.........
heart clogging suet!

yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Wanna do another
superhero-off? I enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# What was the outcome
yesterday, I had to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# erm, I won apparently...
www.b3ta.com/board/2024594
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# So...
pick a hero (doesn't have to be too obscure...)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Sadly,
I can't join in, I have not the way with all.
But I will pick a super hero...and I choose The Tick!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ooh
you bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Lets do Thor then.
I can sketch him then scan him in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# yes
we let you win.

please bear in mind it was after 5.30 and i wanted to het off home.

but yes, suggest a superhero, and then we can start.

is bovine joining us?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, I worked late for that!
Why don't we start with Thor then?
Oh, and anyone who's reading this thread can join in...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Oh!
thor it is then.

i don't think i've drawn myself before.

turn over your paper, you may start drawing...



...Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I just bloody well picked.
The Tick I said, THE TICK!!
When does the Hero-off end then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# so what is it?
thor or the tick?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# We'll go for Thor.
Thor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# ok
we'll do the tick afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# We are the geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# careful...
that stuff will give you a
HEART ATTACK

ha. revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# That's
a Love Ninja move...or it will be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# it's very Power Puff girls.
Incidentally, one of Power Puff girls' famous quotations is "Release the Cheese"
fairywings.uhome.net/blossom_fp_left_eng.htm
Fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# They stole that
from me, they must have.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# sue them
I'll be your lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# is that with
or without the blood spurts?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Without,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# just checking
I know very little about Love Ninja(s), but I suppose that is their very nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# the bottom right most part of the pic
looks disturbingly like a distended ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Yay!
Is it an occidental version of this:
Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I seem to have
Whigfield in my head now. I blame YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# At least she isn't in your house.
Stealing your valuables.
And eating all your food.
And wearing your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I don't know that
for sure though, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# You can never be sure
of Whigfield....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# oh no.
I'm not falling for that again.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# I'll see your monkey,
and raise you a baboon.

Edit: Urrgh. He's about to beatify Mother Teresa. He's 82 and she's been dead for five years.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# where I come from,
thats fighting talk
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# your not from ladywood in b'ham are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# worse,
Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Gah~!
not manchester.

which i am indifferent to, have visited once and had a generally good time there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# its not all that bad to be honest.
Especially when I live in Lancaster....


nah, its not too bad. Ive had some fuckin crackin nights out there meself...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# The primate bit,
or the Pope bit? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# wuh?
/levitating
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I knew that
curry would be too much for the poor love.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Is
alright.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Bah
I wanna see "Cows With Gnus"

if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# big hairy male gnu's
humping dirty heffers.

yes i bet you would, you filthy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# is there
any conceivable circumstance where you wouldn't make the guns/gnus textual similarity/actual dissimilarity joke? 'cos it's really hilarious, and i don't wanna be disappointed if one day i was expecting it and it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# You obviously don't get it.
Do you want me to explain it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# i get it
i always get it, i just always see it, and that's the problem.
acksherly, thinking back, it hasn't always been you making the joke, so my tone was p'raps a tad unwarranted, but my general point still stands
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# That
(thanks to Pootle) is one of my favourite songs.
I am tempted to do my Flash version of it, or would that be a little bit Hobbes?*


*doing the same thing as everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# By your silence
I see that no-one cares.
How lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I cared
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# That is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)