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# Nice
but Look!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Ooooh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# prolly
nicer than gherkins though. i hate gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# i like gherkins
i think it's the jewish blood
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I like gherkins too.
And my mum made me chicken soup when I was ill, and I'm not Jewish...at least I don't think I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# nor am i really
but some of my relatives are, so i must be a bit. i think.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# My wife makes
chicken soup and she's muslim.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I make chicken soup,
and Im a buddhist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I eat chicken soup
and I'm an atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# genuinelly atheist, or merely agnostic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# My
boyfriends dad makes burgers and he's a methodist.
burger with cornichons.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I prefer cornichons
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Cornichons rock
they are grand!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You have jewish blood with gherkins?
...interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Is that one of
the ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# they're basically black puddings made from jewish people...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Well you
learn something new every day...
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# It must be quite
intimadating to eat something the same size as you are.
That's why I stopped eating Zeppelins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# now, you
see you've killed off the gag straight away there. we could have had a nice long gag-athon, but you've gone and ruined it.

and: you love cake.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# And you buy
Barbies for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# and the
odd ken for when i'm feeling a bit fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Action Man,
with his realistic grip?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i don't
like the way his eyes move. nothing beats the cold dead eyes of a barbie.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Cor,
I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i would
say my absolute favourite though is one of them dolls that actually pisses.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# you pair
have made me fucking smile.

thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Blimey,
I like the ones that suck on milk bottles, and shut there eyes when you lean there heads back.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Planets were always my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Uranus?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# jamaica?

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# .
Ludlow?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Ewww
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I read the title
and killed the window - I really don't think I want to read that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# "The man has pleaded innocent and denies knowing that his wife had been pregnant"
What, he thought she was just putting a bit of weight on? Weight which, one day, she magically lost? Five times?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Errr, yeah officer.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Don't you love it when terribly guilty people
come up with desperate pleas of innocence? Like OJ Simpson... hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# "It was like that when I got here"
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I was just walking the dog when...
..I was hit by a tiny meteorite that knocked me insensible for a minute, and when I got up I noticed these 13 dead people and blood stains all over me, but I don't remember a thing....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)