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# you make me feel less
suicidal, you make me feel less, suicidal, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LEEESSSS suicidal than i was before.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# are you
quite mad?

*Edit*

Wait a minute- Is this the same pillock who set himself on fire for our entertainment?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# attention seeking
is a symptom of ADHD
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# call
me heartless , but anybody who goes onto a public message board or forum and starts to bleat on about how miserable they are or suiccidal they are just makes me wish they would just get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# you're leaning against an open door here
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# your heartless

but agreed, statements of depression should only be used as MSN display names, or part of a messageboard username....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I agree totally.
It just makes me want to take the piss out of them. Go and see a professional, or go to a self-help support website. We take the piss here. It's what we do.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# heartless.


..actually no I agree.
I don't wonder into the street and start yelling about how pish miserable I am with life.
the grind of travelling to and from work in a carriage full of people who stare at nothing and no-one. Waking up every morning in the grim knowledge that nothing will be different today.
Knowing that tonight I will go to bed, alone, in a place I do not own, that I do not call home. God I'm depressed. It's like a lead weight heavy in my skull. I feel like smashing my head against the floor till the ambulances come.

You know- something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I quite like my life.
Infact, it's ace. I have nothing to complain about at all really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Exactly.
It's funny how most people lives are very similar- just that some people for some reason suddenly feel it is a very bad thing.

It's the way some start banging on about it that gets other people down.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Goodness.
Are you two counsellors? Or life-coaches?

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Zephret
I'll say no more
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Then I have failed
in my mission
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Damn.
I don't know what we're doing folks, but we're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Frig off.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I am mr. burns
frantically pushing the button under my desk,
and you are homer simpson, standing on the trap door in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# really?
i thought you were Zog!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Smithers! Release the hounds!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Release the Cheese!


sorry

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# So thats where it
went.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# or in family man
same trap door in the office joke, only peter griffin is too fat to fall through, and mayor adam west has to stomp him through manually while making excuses and pardoning himself.
heh heh.

edit: guy. it's guy. family guy. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Family Guy
is brilliant. I missed it when it was on telly, but i downloaded loads of them off the net, and its hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# yes yes family guy
sorry. not man. guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Family man.
Best thing ever.

Closely followed by simpsons/futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# guy. family guy.
I don't want to start a viral misnomer avalanche here.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# arrgh!
Look out for the viral misnomer avalanche!!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Futurama is ever so slightly better than the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# What can we do to make you feel
more suicidal? please...tell us?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# whatever happened
to themanwhofellasleep? he had that effect on me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I dont recall
bit of a balloon was he/she?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# he
no he was alright really...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# They have an album out you can buy on amazon and sing along at home
www.bigstrides.net

/spam
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# i have done so
I did my ironing to it last night. great ironing music. also good cooking music, so a multi purpose album really.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I always lsiten to thrash metal when ironing
perhaps explain the damage to some of my shirts
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)