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# ok
right, WHAT is the thing that looks pierced above her modesty? cos im thinking its in the wrong place...


edit: oh, its a spider. thank god for that
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# google for 'Bridget the Midget' porn star...
...(I shit you not) and you will get a more intimate look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# That's a song.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# queen of the blues
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
thats NOT right. Its all gone a bit total recall...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i just did
and strangly got a picture of mrs mcklusky from grange hill.

wasn't a total tissue loss
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hahaahaahhahha
hahahahha

You've gotten funnier since I spoke to you last. Woooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# i can't believe you looked that closely
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# i am
allowed to, im a lady
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ?!
twisted logic!
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# nothing
i havent seen before and all that malarky
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i think i've made love to her too,
mmm midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# yes
she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met her
I picked her out, I shook her up, and turned her around
Turned her into someone new
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# You were working as a cock-tease in the local spar...
...when I found you.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yes
God bless hand mirrors.

And Sex Tips for Girls.

not that I watch that sort of thing, obviously. Actually, I don't.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# you can't be, no lady would look that close,
I suspect you're just a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# actually
im a slapper
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That seems a little harsh.
I'l email you my phone number. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# midget slapper
or dwarf tosser?

either is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i like to
call it vertically challenged 'interests'
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# what about thalidomide victims
because you get all the action of a normal person with the fantastic freaky short limbs of a midget resulting in a big sexual org.......

i must think happy thoughts and stop fantasising about freaks. remember what the cousellor said. kittens, fluffy kittens, thats why i came to b3ta, and look what happened again
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ugh
you made me have to look at it again. and YUCK.

The worst part is, it's not its real head. They thought that bit needed covering up?!
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)